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The Oscars

Okay. Those of you who know me know that I LOVE LOVE LOVE award season and ESPECIALLY THE OSCARS! I make everyone in the house understand it is MY night for T.V. ... don't ask me questions, don't make me cook, don't make me do anything! If you don't wanna watch the Academy Awards ... go somewhere! But if you're in the same room with me you gotta SHUT UP!!

I am very happy that Jeff Bridges won. Saw "Crazy Heart." Loved it. Super happy that Sandra Bullock won. I think that she is underrated as an actress because she does so many romantic comedies, but she's really quite good. Did you ever see "Murder By Numbers?" She was amazing in that flick. P.S. The only thing I have to say about Sandra's ensemble is that I didn't like her lipstick. Too magenta pink. I think something softer would have worked better.

I gotta say that I wasn't too impressed with anyone really except Sarah Jessica Parker. She wore Chanel Couture and her gown was AMAZING. Other than that, I can't say that any one looked especially fabulous.

Demi Moore's gown was beautiful ... I noticed she was there without her man Ashton. She looked thin and beautiful ... and she's 57. Not. I hate Demi.

No matter what Mariah Carey wears she always looks the same ... a little chubby with the bozooms always hanging out.

Zoe Saldana. This gown was beautiful at the bust but all those feathers and frou-frou at the bottom. Too much.

Jake Gyllenhaall ...

This is the first time I've actually thought Cameron Diaz looked movie star beautiful ... she's gorgous here. Love her hair down with the soft curls. Cameron Diaz is another underrated actress. She's much better than the romantic comedies she does. LOVE HER!

Jennifer couldn't find a babysitter so she snuck the twins ... in her ass.


Again, Danny's fantasy girlfriend. The dress photographs beautifully, but pleats and ruffles and fans ... too much!

... and I hate that color.

Good God, James Cameron's wife, Suzy Amis seriously looks anorexic. She needs a tan and a stylist and a Mario's green and meat burrito. She should have covered herself up. I don't want to be mean, but the skin and bones look isn't happening. She has me a little worried ...

Miley Cyrus (I can't stand this kid ... she's 17 going on 35) and her MILF mother. I saw the mom during the red carpet arrivals and she turned around to show the back of her dress ... she has a big old pair of wings tattooed on her shoulders. I'm sorry, but white women in their 40's with tattooes ... cheap, cheap, cheap.

Mariska Hargitay. Beautiful body, beautiful dress. All around grade: A


  1. Come on over and visit me Debbie. We agree on these looks more than we disagree. You certainly covered James Cameron's "bride". I couldn't bear to do it-too creepy.

  2. I liked Sandra's lipstick. I noticed alot of the actress wearing that fuschia-ish shade. Mrs. Cameron could benefit from a sandwich or two.. and perhaps some blush and lipstick. Jen sneakin' her twins in cracked me up! Those poor kids aren't even slightly cute... good thing mom and dad are rich.. hope they've already started the plasitc surgery fund.

  3. You should have heard me all night with Sandra B's No one or nothing really stuck out for fact, it was pretty boring. If it wasn't for me laughing with my girlfriends through the show...I probably would have gone to bed..Oscars are not what they use to be.


  4. Okay, I'm with you...Mariah needs to put some clothes on and cover up her chubby self!! And as for Jen with her twins in her ass, I'm no one to talk, I look like I have all 5 of my kids and my 3 grandkids on my ass, but come on, I do not wear clothes that show it!!! You'll never catch me in a form fitting dress....a Muu Muu is more my style. I love Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet, they are both so classy and I love how they avoid drama. Two words for Miley and her mom: WHITE TRASH! My husband and daughters don't understand why I get so excited when the Oscars comes on....Can someone tell them!!! I love me some awards season!!!!

    Keep on writing Debbie! You inspire me! Love ya girl....Corinne


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An Ode to Viggo
Who knows where or when my love for you began it took me by surprise and filled up my whole life
Some laughed and called me mad but I knew that was sad for love cannot be mocked and Viggo, my world rocked
I've seen his every film, his songs, his poems and still I love him more each day and that's how it will stay  for in my dreams he lives
Each step through ether's door we meet forever more and so shall it remain until my life should wane
- Signed Debbie Nunez Mortensen :) (yes, I know I'm weird)