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I just finished watching Oprah interview John Edward's baby mama, Rielle Hunter ...

1. I can't believe Oprah wasted one hour of air time on this idiot; and

2. There are volumes and volumes I could write about this AIRHEAD, but I won't. Just let me say that ...

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST WOMAN ON THE ENTIRE FREAKING PLANET AND, as for the rest of the parties involved in this farce, they should be lined up and made to write six thousand times ...I am a lying, opportunistic sorry excuse for a human being and I should have all my pubic hair pulled out with tweezer. AND THEN .... pull all their pubic hair out by a tweezer and broadcast it. Maybe then we could call it even.
You first John Edwards, then ...







Andrew Young and his Stepford wife of a wife second.And that's all I have to say about that.

Housewives Recap

On last week's episode Jill called a vet who makes house calls to come up to her fabulous apartment to check on Ginger, her ugly Chihuahua. I guess the dog had been acting weird and Jill needed someone to take a look at her. Well, the dog got all panicky and began crapping everywhere. Yikes. Jill spent the entire episode cleaning her carpet, the couch, and the vet's assistant's shoes ... which she promptly washed IN THE SINK ... thankful that they were made of plastic (?????) huh ... ok. Turns out Ginger was fine. However, Jill is still hanging on to some serious resentment over Bethenny. I think it is quite telling how quickly Jill gravitated to The Countess when her marriage went kaput and now they're BFF's. It seems that Jill really does like hanging around the underdog as Ramona said last season.

Okay, the Countess is really starting to piss me off. She is such a Fi-Fi La-La. This latest episode we tag along with The Countess as she looks for an apartment "…

Hey everybody ...

I know I haven't posted much lately but that's because I've been busy doing other things like sending resumes, interviewing and trying to get a job. But ... I do not want to discuss any of that. Suffice it to say ... I am still unemployed. In between all of that I've been catching up with my blog reading and believe me, there are some hysterically funny ones out there ... one day I will list them for you. But more importantly, I've been doing all of my wifely duties without incident or complaint.

I guess by now you've all noticed that I haven't complained about "the old man" in quite a while ... this is because he was feeling a bit slighted by my HUMOROUS meanderings on his quirky and lovable selfishness and lazy ass so I told him I wouldn't "go there" anymore ... but it's difficult because he's such a treasure trove of material for me that I can't tell half of my stories! So, along with that, as I mentioned earlier, I…

La Mission

I have been wanting to see this movie since it came out last week. Benjamin Bratt has been doing a lot of press for it and since I already think he's a babe and a half I REALLY WANTED TO SEE IT. It was really good and I liked it alot. Though the character he plays is a tough guy, he will also break you heart ... plus, he is one hunka-hunka burnin' love. The movie takes place in the Mission District in San Francisco and it's basically about the lowrider culture (which is right up my alley) ... Benjamin Bratt OOZES, SEETHES with sexuality. OMG. I will always love my Viggo but this guy could seriously make me unfaithful in my head to my boyfriend Viggo. Check out this pic ... YOWZA ... I must have that tattooed bad boy! He really is such a good actor. If none of you have ever seen "Pinero" I'd suggest you rent it. It's about Nuyorican poet and playwrite, Miguel Pinero. A definite must see.
p.s. I wanna be a chola.

Kate Gosselin gets new T.V. Show ...

GOOD LORD why do they keep shoving this woman down our throats?!Not that I ever watch her, she irritates the hell outta me. What I have seen of her are little clips here and there of her dancing (she looks like a marionette with someone pulling her strings ) ... and having a meltdown with her dance instructor. Now, her new T.V. show is going to be all about Miss Kate travelling all over the country helping families that are going through their own "challenges". Again, who is going to watch her brood while she's running around the country whipping other families into shape? Ay, her poor kids. I mean look at her! What a sourpuss! And seriously ... her "I'M JUST A MOM" talk is getting really old. SHE IS NOT JUST A MOM. She is a opportunistic, self-serving narcissist who is desperately trying to milk every ounce of her 15 minutes of fame in to $$$$$. Go away Kate. We don't like you. You're mean.

Bear with me folks ...

Fear. Fear has been one of the most powerful motivating forces in my life. It has ruled me. I'd feel it like a knot in the middle of my chest whenever I'm in a position where someone has to make a decision about how qualified, smart, capable, intelligent (add whatever else you wanna add here) ... I am. I KNOW that if I could just stay connected to Source (God, the Universe) I'd be fine, but in order for me to do that I'd have to live in a cave and read my bible, my self-help and spirituality books EVERY DAY ... until I died.

My two years of unemployment have been great on one hand ... no one telling you what to do. NO STRESS. NO REVIEWS. But, you have no money. You can't go on a cool vacation with your hubby, you can't color your hair or shop for clothes. But I'm not going to get all negative because the second interview of a great possibility did not go my way. I know the position wasn't for me. It was an area I had no experience in whatsoever. A differ…

IT'S OFFICIAL ...

EVERYBODY hates Kate Gosselin.
And she CAN'T DANCE.
AT ALL.

Okay ... moving right along

From my lovely, inspiring and thought provoking post of Thursday to the wacky world of those zany housewives in New York City ... LET'S DISH!















Kelly Bensimon (second from left in photo) turns into a giggly 14 year old girl whenever she is in the company of a human being with a penis. You'd think that being a big ol New York socialite/ex-model who has just done a shoot for Playboy she'd come off a lot more mature, secure and sophisticated than Hannah Montana. Kelly met with a journalist for the interview that will accompany her naked pics in Playboy. She flirted and gushed and ran her fingers through her hair and said OMG about seventeen hundred times and then she kept asking him what he thought of her naked pictures ... this chick is a PIECE OF WORK. She is so obvious in everything she does she's embarrassing to watch and the clincher is, she thinks she's cute and adorable. But, I guess this infantile behavior has always worked for so ... there you go. And surprise, …