Thursday, March 31, 2022

2022 OSCARS BEST AND WORST ...

Olivia Coleman.  AN ACTING MONSTER!!  If you haven't seen it, hurry and catch "The Lost Daughter."  Man what a movie.  Dakota Johnson was also in this film and also gave a great performance.  As for the gown, not my favorite of the evening, but she is so incredible I'm giving her an A. 



.Miss Lupita Nyong'o ALWAYS nails it.  I find her absolutely adorable.  Grade:  A

Jessica Chastain.  Glad she won for Tammy Faye, but I was so upset she did not get an Emmy nomination for "Scenes from a Marriage" -- she was PHENOMENAL in that role.  I LOVE this gown!  It goes with her coloring.  Absolutely beautiful.  Grade:  AAA+++  WINNER WINNER WINNER!

OK.  I'm old and I don't know who this is but I LOVE LOVE LOVE the gown.  She is perfection!  Grade:  AAA+++ WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!


H.E.R.  I don't like it.  It looks like it's not finished.  
Grade:  F



Kristin Stewart.  Mhmmm.  I guess you could consider this cutting edge.  Maybe at the Grammy's, but not the Oscars.  On second thought, after that slap, ANYTHING goes now.  Grade:  B-


Lily James, Cinderella herself looking very Cinderella-ish and very pretty in pink.  Grade:  A

UH.  This looks like an oversized piece of architecture with an actual door-knocker on the left sleeve.  Who in the world dressed you?  Grade:  D


Nicole Kidman.  JUST ONCE I'd like to see Nicole in a nude or pink lip.  I'm so done with this red.  CHANGE IT UP A LITTLE JEEZ!!  Dress:  Very 1950's.  Not loving the points at the breast.  Peplum is ok, I guess.  She kinda looks like a pencil.  Grade:  C-


Nikolaj Coster-Waldau.  He is kind of my new Viggo.  He's an incredible actor.  Not feeling this white tux though  P.S. If you want to see a REALLY good movie you need to rent "Shot Caller"  INCREDIBLE.  Nik gets an A for his gorgeous face and a D- for his funky tux.


So apparently, Serena is wearing a custom-made Gucci gown, but just between you and me it looks like she bought it off-the-rack at Charlotte Russe.  Just sayin'  Grade:  D-


Totally LOVED this red tux!  Grade:  AAA+++ WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!

ADORABLE Timothy Chalamet.  Grade:  A


The other Miss Williams.  I can't be certain, but I think she put this on backwards.  The tits were obviously out this year.  Grade:  D

Wesley Snipes is not looking well.  



Miss Zendaya!  Girl ALWAYS brings it!  This is a winner for sure!  Love the cropped shirt and the sequined skirt.  She is adorable!  Grade:  AAA+++ WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!


Zoe Kravitz once again channeling Audrey Hepburn.  Grade:  B+


Ariana Debose.  LOVED the pants!  BUT, the bra could have fit a lot better.  Grade:  A

Penelope Cruz - LOVE!


TITS ON PARADE:


a little slippage ...


and that's all she wrote folks.

UNTIL next year ... maybe.

ACTUALLY, I'm going to post some after party pics.  I'm sure you'll agree that lots of these stars should have worn their "after party frock" to the Oscars instead of what they wore.

Zendaya is the definition of COOL

Kristin should have worn this to the Awards show instead of those shorts.

An actual blue beluga whale!







MUCH BETTER.

WHAT tha fuck?  Norma Desmond goes cycling chic?




Still decided to go with a bag/gown.  Whatever.



Are you as tired of the Morticia locks as I am?  





Olivia should have worn this to the award show.  Not the silver.






Another instance where she should have worn this to the award show.

And here too.  Very chic.



And THAT'S all she wrote!

2022 OSCARS ...

 Will Smith is an asshole.  Period.


Will and Jada are CONSTANTLY telling the entire fkn world every intimate detail of their lives which I personally CANNOT STAND.  NO ONE CARES about your kids, or your bizarre marriage.  You are nothing more than two EXTREMELY rich, narcissistic people who mistakenly believe that you are the arbiters of all things related to life.  You're not.  

Jada Pinkett said she didn't give a damn who didn't like her bald head.  She literally shaved her head on Instagram for the whole world to see.  And now you're going to go all postal because of a G.I. Jane joke?!  Lots of black women go with the bald or super short hair look.  No big deal.  Alopecia or not.  I've find it extremely chic.  There was no reason for Jada to roll her eyes after INFORMING THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT HER SHAVED HEAD.  THEN, after Will laughs at the joke, BING, BANG BOOM!  He up and slaps Chris Rock on live T.V. during THE ACADEMY AWARDS!  Then, goes back to his seat and continues to curse LOUDLY about keeping his wife's name out your FKN mouth!  Not a good look.  

According to the Academy, he was asked to leave but refused (of course), because he believes himself to be Black Moses above and beyond reproach.  Goes on to win his stinking award, then makes a stupid, self-indulgent speech about taking abuse from people and how he's called by GOD to do what he does and the entire place erupts in a standing ovation.  As Jim Carrey said --- Hollywood is SPINELESS.

I'm no psychiatrist but here's my take.

Do you all remember when Jada had an "entanglement" (her words) with her son's friend?  She basically cheated on Will Smith and then the two of them decided to talk about it on her ridiculous Red Table show.  You could see the anger in Will Smith's face and Jada basically giggled throughout and asserted that she was so unhappy, etc., that she went ahead and had a relationship with this dude because she needed to help "heal" someone.  Apparently, her paramour was having a drug problem.  SMH.  

SO, my feeling is that Will Smith, who apparently has been totally faithful to Jada, has been humiliated by his wife.  He should just divorce her ass, get some quality therapy and meds and move on from that mess.  NO EXCUSE for his behavior. But he is obviously dealing with some serious issues lurking in his subconscious that need to be dealt with.

As for his speech, whining about taking abuse from people?  You spoiled, rotten gazillionaire.  Real people take shit from bosses, co-workers, people EVERY DAY OF THEIR LIVES and we do not slap the shit out of anyone!  Even if they deserve it.  Know why?  Because "regular" people get arrested, go to jail, get fired, have to find another job, now we have a record of physical violence, blah blah blah and WE DON'T HAVE $600 MILLION DOLLARS to make it all go away you fkn crybaby,  Be a man.  Divorce your old lady and MOVE the hell on to a woman who will have a lot more respect for you.

I'm sorry readers, but this horrible incident really pissed me off.  

Personally, I think they gave him that Oscar just to shut him up. I saw that movie and it was OK.  Compared to Denzel Washington in the Tragedy of MacBeth?????  PLEASE.  You all decide to give the Oscar to Will Smith? 

I hope Chris Rock sues his ass for $200 million dollars and that the Academy bans Will Smith for life.  

Let's face it.  The last couple of years the Academy Awards have lost all their magic.  I used to call it my Superbowl.  Now, I doubt I'll ever watch it again.  They've become too politically correct, they openly pander, and I do not believe that ART has a color, a political or a gender affiliation.  iT JUST IS.

All in all, this was a very sad turn of events.  The Oscars will NEVER be the same, and I'll tell you one thing, if they invite him back next year to award the Best Actress, I'll eat my shoes.

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