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HOUSEWIFES OF ORANGE COUNTY ...

TAMRA BARNEY WAH WAH WAH ...

Tamra Barney was invited to talk at the L.A. Women's Expo.  Why on earth they had her there beats me.  The Womens Expo is about empowering women.  This chick never did anything on her own.  I'm mean seriously ... she got knocked up at 17, got married, had the baby and by 21 she was divorced.  Then she marries Simon.  Has three kids, and gets divorced to which she then IMMEDIATELY hooks up with Eddie, her ex-husband's friend.  Now she's engaged to HIM.  When has she EVER done anything on her own?  Girl, you need to sit down and SHADDUP.  Yeah, you have a business NOW because you're on Housewives of Orange County and people are willing to front you $$$$, etc., et al.  Do it all on our own without special connections or your so-called fame ... if you can, then I'll give you props, but something tells me you're just going to fall back into your old patterns, marry another man (which you're already doing) and well ... I can totall…

THIS 'N THAT ...

OK.  Angelina Jolie.  She is unbelievably courageous and I feel really bad for ragging on her in the past.  I do feel that she is blessed to have had children before having to deal with this.  Being childless is a fate worse than death for most women.  Her situation is especially tough ... I just read that she is also going to remove her ovaries.   DAYUM.  Thirty-seven is too young for that.  She'll probably have to go on hormone replacement and experience early menopause ... and believe me, being in the throes of menopause myself, I don't envy her.  But ... she does have Brad Pitt to curl up to at night so that's a consolation.  I've ragged on Brad too.  I'm a horrible person.  So Angelina, Brad ... I'm  really, REALLY sorry for ragging on you and I promise I will never, EVER pick on you guys again.  Get well hon.  {{BIG HUG}}. 


O.J. Simpson goes back to court.(Is he looking fat and ugly or what?)  And he's still the same ole arrogant jerk we all remember.…

Apparently, there was a big ol gala the other night ...

An Evening at the 2013 Met Gala.  The event where Kim K wore that hideous, couch fabric schmata.  I thought I'd include a few more pictures for your enjoyment ...


 BeyoncĂ© ... Versace print, with Versace print boot, with Versace print train.  WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH ALL THE PRINT?  First Kim and now BeyoncĂ©.  I think the boots need to go.  Maybe it would have looked better with a sexy, slinky shoe.  What do you think?  And I don't like the leather belt ... on a scale from 1 to 10, 10 being best, I give it a 6.


Cate Blanchet.  LOVE.  A 10 + 15.  WINNER WINNER WINNER.




Claire Danes.  BLEH.  BORING BORING BORING.  This gal never jazzes it up.  I'm giving her a 2 ... and that's being generous.

 
The beautiful Amanda Seyfried ... went and dyed her hair dark red and wore wall paper for a gown.  She's running a close second to Kim K.  Giving her a 6. 



Gisele Bundgen.  YEAH, YEAH, YEAH you got great legs and gorgeous hair and you know it therefore you're getting a 1…

KIM ...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????  It looks like you took your grandmother's sofa and fashioned it into a "gown" with sleeves, gloves and shoes to match.  Ingenious if you're Carol Burnett performing a parody of Gone With the Wind ... BUT YOU'RE NOT.  This is so going to be on Fashion Police. 

In future ... sofa fabric does not make for a glamorous red carpet look.  WHO THE HELL IS STYLING YOU?  My guess .... YOU.  I'm seriously trying to help you and you don't listen to me.  Stay away from prints, gloves and matchy-matchy shoes.  And ANYTHING that clings to the skin.  Invest in some maternity clothes and stick with solids.   I'm not gonna tell you again.

October 20th .... Happy Birthday Viggo love ...

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways ...


I love your sexy bohemian look with your long hair and scruff on the chin




I love you when you're all dressed up and look like an elegant man ...








I love you in a plain ol' shirt when you look like a regular guyand I love you dressed in cowboy gear on a horse with a gun at your side




















I love you in your bad boy look when you're all tatted up with a sneer

























But i love you most in your Aragorn suit with your sword brandished high in the air ...








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