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ARNIE ...

We lost our Arnie this last weekend. I could write endless tributes about his kindness, selflessness and his laughter ... he was such an amazing human being. I will miss him every day of my life and I don't know how I will live in a world where he no longer exists. I know he is with God his Creator, and with all our loved ones who have passed on. One thing Arnie loved to do was DANCE! And he and I would tear up the rug in the great by-gone disco days. This is a little clip from American Bandstand. Arnie is wearing white pants, striped shirt and blue sweater tied around the shoulders. Unfortunately, there are about five other guys dressed the same way! LOL! But he is the cute one dancing with the tall girl in red. Rest in Peace my dear, sweet cousin, and I will see you when I get to the other side. ♥

A JAUNT THROUGH DANNYLAND AND A RANT ...

I love my husband to death but sometimes he bugs the shit outta me. 

FIRST -  ALL HE DOES IS EAT! The other day when he got home from work he immediately opened up the Cost Co. sized container of almonds and sat at the dining room table shoving almonds into his mouth and crunching the fuck outta them ... crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch FUUUUUUUCK!!!

When we go to the market, he starts eating WHILE we are shopping.  Anything he can rip open with his hands or his teeth, he does.  He will then eat half of the purchase before we even get to the check out stand.  The fruit, the chips, anything.  He's like a damn squirrel, always foraging for food. He has the metabolism of an Olympic athlete ...  and that's another thing ... if he were a girl he'd be a size 2.  The man has NO body fat.  It's not right.  He can easily polish off a gigantic bag of chips and an entire jar of salsa in under an hour.  I can'…

SO ...

I had an appointment with the City of _________(I'd tell you but I'm seriously afraid of retribution) anyway, I got the letter in the mail a few weeks ago informing me that I QUALIFIED and MET WITH THEIR REQUIREMENTS and was INVITED to TEST for the Executive Secretary Position.  

The testing was today.  I just got home.  First of all, the testing was scheduled for 6:00 p.m., which I thought was a little weird, but at the same time I was grateful because I am SO NOT A MORNING person ... especially if you're going to put me in a classroom setting which for me is the equivalent of taking an Ambien. 

So, I arrive promptly, one half hour prior to the testing, as the letter suggested.  There were probably 70 people there all vying for ONE position.  Yes.  You read correctly.  ONE position.  I took a book because I cannot stand staring into space for even five seconds.    SO, after I took the time and effort to arrive one half hour early, to show "I care" and to make &quo…

GOLDEN GLOBES, PART II

So, after checking out one of my favorite blogs "I Should Be Laughing" (http://ishouldbelaughing.blogspot.com) super funny and spot on, I felt I had to include more pics.  

Jessica Alba ... 


GORGEOUS.  She always looks like a movie star.  Grade:  A+

Amy Adams ...


Very pretty but, pale on pale on pale.  Too pale.

 Claire Danes ...


Pretty and boring.

Jennifer Lawrence ...


Great body.  Not feeling the belt.  She looks better as a blonde. 

Sarah Hyland ...


Loved this.  This little girl has great boobs.

Isla Fisher ...


Very pretty.  Veronica Lake side part (eyes rolling)

Tina Fey ...


Very 1950's.  Veronica Lake side part. 

Michelle Dockery ...


I liked this.  Very pretty.

Amy Pohler ...


Funky messy side bun and high-water pants.  This could have worked if the pants were longer.

Morena Baccarin ...

She looks like a nun.  All that missing is the veil.  Jeez.  You're at a party for crying out loud.

Emily Blunt ...


Love Emily Blunt. 

Kate Hudson ...


Very 1980's. 

i…

GOLDEN GLOBES BEST AND WORST 2013

First of all ... can I just say that I'm tired of the messy side bun and the Veronica Lake side part that everybody and their brother had.  Ok, down to biz.  Truthfully, almost everyone looked really good.  However, there were a few who seriously need to get themselves a stylist.  They are the following:  

Alyssa Milano ...



What is this scrambled egg yellow, wrinkly dress with turquoise earrings and a BLACK clutch ????  The dress is way too long and her hair looked all greasy and unwashed.  Honey, I know you're a new mom and all but get it together.  You look TERRIBLE.  Grade:  F-

Hostess Giuliana Rancic ...



WHAT IS THIS?  Black velvet and beige with a choker and sleeves and peek-a-boo sleeves????  All that was missing was the parasol ... she looked like a Victorian hooker.  The hairband with the diamond thing was pretty but she seriously has that anorexic look to her, know what I mean?  The hollowed out cheeks and doe eyes ... there is just too much shit going on here.  She co…

THE HOUSEWIVES OF BEVERLY HILLS ...

So after the sit-down with Brandi and Scheana, we learn that Eddie Cibrian was a lying sack of shit and has basically screwed himself out of EVER having any future illicit sexual liaisons ... at least not with anybody who has a brain .. but then again he probably doesn't want somebody with a brain.  Oh whatever ... he's an ass-hole no matter what, and his ex-wife Brandi, and ex-mistress Scheana, are better off without this miserable excuse for a man.  It never ceases to amaze me the lengths a dirt bag like Eddie will go through to get a piece of a**.  He actually knew the girlfriend's mother!  Told the girlfriend he loved her!  And told his WIFE his weekend trips were guy trips!  If I were your mother I'd never speak to your pathetic ass again -- I'd be so ashamed that I'd raised a little pussy like you.  UGH.


Poor Leanne.  I hope she's paying attention.  But you know she's young and still in that delusional stage where she believes that SHE'S goin…

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013 ...

It is 10:50 pm and there is nothing on T.V. and I've been on Pinterest for the last couple of hours which led me to all sorts of different sites and then I started thinking ... because I get super creative late at night ... which is why I'll probably be up until well after midnight (thank god for Ambien), and I started to think about the coming new year and some of the things (goals, resolutions) I'd like to accomplish

(personally, I hate "goal oriented" people.  I can't relate to people who make plans and have tasks) I'm only doing this because I'm bored.  

So 2013, the OBVIOUS is:

1.  GET A JOB.  As you all know, I have not been gainfully employed for AN ENTIRE FUCKEN YEAR.  My goal in 2013 is to stay that way.  (RELAX, it's only sarcasm ...) I figure that if I don't worry about it, then something will happen.  Like reverse psychology or an ether mind-fuck.  All last year I worried and sweat about every single resume I sent out and not one sec…