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VARIOUS RANTINGS AND RAVINGS ...

Joe Jonas Talks Smoking Pot With Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato and Losing His Virginity With Ashley Greene ...
Not that I care about Joe Jonas ... mainly because he's about as interesting as dirt, but I had to comment on the headline above because I KNEW those freaking purity rings were bullshit.

And now ... because a day without Kimmie is like a day without sunshine.  Kimmie gives everyone tips on how to take the perfect selfie ...
"You always need [your phone] to be a little bit higher than lower ... and know your angle," Kardashian explains.  "Know the lighting and know duck face," Kardashian insists, "I love that because it gives you cheekbones." So, to sum it up: Rule #1:  Hold your phone high for the picture. Rule #2:  Know your angle. Rule #3:  Know your lighting. Rule #4:  Work that duck face! Wow.  Now I can die.
NEXT HEADLINE: Michele Bachmann:  Obama 'Has Rewritten The Constitution For Himself'   ... Reprinted from Huffington Post:
“He has rewritte…