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From one extreme to another ....

I know I take you guys all over the place on my blog .... everywhere from my insomnia to my childhood stories to my VENTING and my hopelessly unrealistic desire for ViggoMortensen. But I read something today that was soooooo beautiful that I wanted to share it with all of you. I'm an avid reader and a lot of that reading has to do with spirituality. However, sometimes I have to take a break from the spiritual stuff because it's heavy ... you know, I think and think and it's meditative and sometimes I just need a break. So, I'd been reading various things, not of a spiritual nature, until I picked up this little book the other day and I just finished it ... it's called The Shift by Wayne Dyer. This quote is taken from A Course in Miracles ...


The memoryof God comes to the quiet mind. It cannot come where there is conflict; for a mind at war against itself remembers not eternal greatness ...
What you remember is a part of you. For you must be as God created you. ... Let a…

A RE- RUN ... Random thoughts on Dr. Laura

I originally ran this post about a year ago and since that time I have stopped listening to Dr. Laura and you know what I discovered? I FEEL MUCH, MUCH HAPPIER. I used to listen to her just to get myself all worked up ... what a useless waste of energy. ENJOY!

Since I've been unemployed, I do laundry almost every day. I don't know why this is because I only do laundry for two people. When I worked, I never seemed to do nearly as much laundry as I do now. At least, I didn't do it every day. So, while I do the laundry, fold the clothes, do the dishes, and go up and down the stairs fifty thousand times a day, I have to listen to something or I'll go mad. I cannot do anything in this house without (a) the t.v. being on, or (b) the radio being on. So I have every radio in the house set on the same channel ... and to what do I listen you ask? Dr. Laura. (Doesn't she look like an ex-anorexic?)

This is another one of my sick pastimes. I can't stand Dr. Laura. I merely …

I need a vacation ...

FROM THE WORLD. I'm so tired of reality t.v. and all the disgusting and duplicitous shenanigans of politicians, athletes and what not that I feel like I need a vacation far, far away ... like the MOON. I read this morning on MSN that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills has just been cast. OMG ... another batch of botoxed, big breasted, trout mouthed, filthy rich bimbettes ... Do we really need this? I admit that I have watched ALL the Housewife franchises but the show has become so, so ... predictable. None of these women have any redeeming qualities whatsoever and they have nothing to do with REAL housewives ANYWHERE. The Beverly Hills Housewives cast has two Hilton sisters, Kelsey Grammer's wife, who is an ex-playboy model, the wife of a plastic surgeon and a restaurateur. Just your typical batch of regular gals running their kids around, and trying to find time for themselves in between doing all those household chores ... NOT.

You see these little twits in the car? One of…

Sandra Bullock ...

I AM SO HEARTBROKEN FOR THIS WOMAN. I feel so much like she's my girlfriend in my head that I wish I could just call her up. I am crushed for her. I'm so mad at Jesse and that skanky tattooed whore!!!! (Jesse likes these skanky porn chicks ... he was married to one - ugh) WOMEN ... WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO OTHER WOMEN?! I just don't know what else to say except how sad I am about this and how I really feel for her ... let the women of the world unite as sisters and send all our love and support into the ether of life to reach Our Sandra. WE LOVE YOU GIRL!!!!

p.s. I contemplated putting the skank's picture on this post but such a lowlife doesn't deserve to be posted on my blog. However, I do hope that she gets explosive diarrhea and dies in her own feces.

2, 4, 6, 8 ...

I was watching Dr. Oz today and there was a woman on the show who had weighed 194 pounds and was wearing a size 18. She lost about about 40 lbs and got down to 155 lbs and is now in a SIZE 6. AWWWWW, I DON'T THINK SO. I'm not gonna tell you all what I weigh or what size I wear but believe me, at 155 lbs you are NOT A SIZE 6. If you were, I WOULDN'T NEED TO GO ON A DIET!!! At 155 lbs you're probably wearing a size 16 or larger. This is called "vanity sizing" or ... "lying to the customer". In the olden days ... when I was young, the smallest size you could possibly find was a size 3. You could to go the size 3 rack and there were like three things hanging there. HARDLY ANYTHING. The next size up was a 5, then a 7 and so on. Today we have size 0's. WTF. I think a 0 today is equivalent to a 3 in 1975. And a 4 is really a 6, and a 6 is really an 8, and so on. According to the woman above, I should be a size 4.

A couple of years ago ... before I was …

Rielle Hunter Speaks ...

When I learned that this broad opened her mouth I wasn't even interested. Really. What can she possibly say that will sway anyone to her side, defense, etc., etal.? Personally, I don't care about "her story". Apparently, she calls Edwards "Johnny" and stated that though she feels compassion for Elizabeth, she is also a beyotch on wheels. Nice. I barely skimmed the article, and it's a long one, but I lost interest. She's a real wackadoo who apparently can read aura's and crap. I mean look at that picture! She's in a man's shirt and a strand of pearls ... she's probably wearing a thong underneath because, according to the article, she's a size 2, (a fact the writer found so important that she had to let the reader know), and she's surrounded by a bunch of stuffed animals because after all, she's just a mom ... (yeah, mother ... -- I can't say it). She's just another middle aged woman who got knocked up accidentally …

O.C. Housewives Reunion

Night before last was Part I of the Housewives Reunion Show and figured I might as well blog about it. Part II aired last night and I thought this should be fun because this year they did something a little different ... they had the husbands on so we could get their perspective on the last season. I could hardly wait to see what Fatboy (Alexis's owner) will have to say. In fact, last night they showed a clip of Vicki calling him a smelly dork. I couldn't stop laughing! And though I'm no fan of Vicki's I had to agree. Not that he's smelly, but he is most definitely A DORK. Jim and Alexis, who are forever touting their devout Christianity at the same time they tell us how much they spend on everything ... I found it really funny when host Andy Cohen asked Alexis how she believes God feels about plastic surgery, she grew quiet and thoughtful ... and then responded that she'd have to take that up with God ... cause you know she has His private cell number.
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Gee ... I wonder what Debbie's doing right now

NEWSFLASH!!!

Remember a while back on my HO HUM post when I was kinda sad cause as far as I knew there were no ViggoMortensen movies in the near future ... well, he's just been cast to play Sigmund Freud in David Cronenberg's next film! I AM DYING OF EXCITEMENT! SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR! SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO! Do you know what this means? This means future promotion! Q&A's in front of live audiences! Another opportunity to be in the same room with my boyfriend! Ahhhhhh, life is good.

DAYUM! ISN'T HE GORGEOUS!

The Oscars

Okay. Those of you who know me know that I LOVE LOVE LOVE award season and ESPECIALLY THE OSCARS! I make everyone in the house understand it is MY night for T.V. ... don't ask me questions, don't make me cook, don't make me do anything! If you don't wanna watch the Academy Awards ... go somewhere! But if you're in the same room with me you gotta SHUT UP!!

I am very happy that Jeff Bridges won. Saw "Crazy Heart." Loved it. Super happy that Sandra Bullock won. I think that she is underrated as an actress because she does so many romantic comedies, but she's really quite good. Did you ever see "Murder By Numbers?" She was amazing in that flick.P.S. The only thing I have to say about Sandra's ensemble is that I didn't like her lipstick. Too magenta pink. I think something softer would have worked better.

I gotta say that I wasn't too impressed with anyone really except Sarah Jessica Parker. She wore Chanel Couture and her gown was AMA…

Keeping Up With The Kardashians

Today was rather a uneventful day except for the fact that when I got home from the market I sat on the couch and started watching "Keeping Up With The Kardashians". I do not regularly watch this program, however, as most reality T.V. can do ... it drew me in. The episode I was watching was when the family went to Las Vegas for Kim's birthday and Scott, Kourtney's baby daddy, got stinkin' drunk and basically made a complete ass out of himself by shoving a $100 bill down the throat of a waiter who was serving the family dinner and drinks at a posh restaurant. Once again, this is when I wish that someone from the hood had been present to step in and kick this little pansy's ass. If I could give this girl any advice whatsoever, I would tell her to listen to her mother, (even though the mom is a piece of work herself), the saddest part of this story is that Kourtney, beautiful as she is, is unbelievably co-dependent and I just know that she was thinking that if s…