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VIGGO GETS GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATION!!!!!!

Viggo is not the type to campaign for a nomination.  He's all about the art.  And yet, he has been nominated for three Golden Globes and an Academy Award in the past which is a testament to what a great actor he is.  If you didn't see Captain Fantastic ... you should. 


Sadly, I doubt that he will win.  In fact, he should have won for Eastern Promises which was a performance beyond excellent.  And he never received a nomination for his performance in History of Violence, which, when I saw the movie years ago I said to myself ... that guy should be nominated for an Oscar!


But it will definitely make the Golden Globes MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE TO WATCH. 


I don't know what is on Viggo's horizon.  Haven't heard of any movie roles, but have heard he is planning to direct his first film.  When?  I don't know.  So let's all send Mr. Mortensen some love through the ether shall we! 

ADVENTURES IN DANNYLAND - INCIDENT #46 ...

Ring Ring
Me:  Hello?
Dan:  Hi hon.  Hey listen, can you come and pick me up at the gym?  I locked my keys in my truck.
Me:  Of course you did.
Dan:  I know I know.
Me:  I just got on the bus.  I can’t be there until maybe after 7.  I’ll go home first and get the extra key and then pick you up at the gym.
Dan:  Thanks hon.
I get home at 7:00 pm. Trixie needs to do her business so I HAVE to walk her.  Back home at 7:15.  Get Trixie in the car and take off to get Dan.  Get to the gym about 7:30.  
I walk into the gym and have him paged. There he is (smile) … he sees Trixie and whistles for her to run to him. So, there he is.  He has no gym bag.  No towel.  No nothing.  This looks weird.  So I ask ‘where’s you gym bag?’
Dan:  It’s in my truck.  Remember?  I locked everything in my truck. 
Me:  But … how’d you get to the gym?
Dan:  I ran.  
Me:  From work?
Dan:  Yeah.
STUPID ME.  OF COURSE HE DID.  HE RAN FROM WORK TO THE GYM.  AT NIGHT ... IN THE DARK.  IN A T-SHIRT AND GYM SHORTS.  IN THE COLD.  K…

A RE-POST IN HONOR OF MR. WEINER ... the gift that keeps on giving

Congressman AnthonyWeiner (D-NY), who took a picture of his wiener, but isn't sure if it was HIS WEINER or someone else's weiner because someone HACKED his phone and he can't say "with certitude" whether the weiner is his or not. But it doesn't look like his weiner because if the weiner is his, .... IT'S VERY SIMPLE MR. WEINER!!!! A SIMPLE YES OR NO will suffice. WE'LL EVEN TAKE A "NO COMMENT" ... (and just so you know ... if I took a picture of my weiner ... I'd remember. But that's just me). You see, most "regular" people don't do things like take pictures of their weiners and text them to someone by mistake. Only highly, intelligent and important people like you all, do crap like that. This is mainly because most "regular" people have this thing called a CONSCIOUS ... and a healthy dose of FEAR about getting caught doing disgusting things such as ... taking a picture of their weiner and then sending it into…

HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

An Ode to Viggo
Who knows where or when my love for you began it took me by surprise and filled up my whole life
Some laughed and called me mad but I knew that was sad for love cannot be mocked and Viggo, my world rocked
I've seen his every film, his songs, his poems and still I love him more each day and that's how it will stay  for in my dreams he lives
Each step through ether's door we meet forever more and so shall it remain until my life should wane
- Signed Debbie Nunez Mortensen :) (yes, I know I'm weird)






























EMMY'S BEST AND WORST ...

So I totally forgot that the Emmy's were on tonight (bad me) ... I just don't look forward to the Emmy's because EVERY year the same people get nominated and the same people win, Julia Louis Dreyfuss, Julia Louis Dreyfus, Julia Louis Dreyfus ... you know and it's like nothing new. BUT, since I know people wait for my take on all the glamour and excitement here goes.

Allison Janney. Fantastic Actress.  As for her look ... I actually like this dress and I particularly like the bow at the waist but I think it was way too wide across the chest.  ... Grade:  A -


Amy Pohler.  Uh.  No.  She looks like a stalk of celery.  And that gold choker necklace?  Totally unnecessary.  Grade:  F-


Anika Noni Rose.  VERY PRETTY.  Her waist looks super tiny. This gown has a  beautiful neckline.  White ... difficult to pull of but she does it with real style.  Grade:  A-



Anna Chlumsky.  I don't even know what to say about this dress.  I guess if you didn't know what you were going to wea…