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A RANT .......

OK.  So I get on the bus this morning anticipating a nice quiet ride so I could enjoy my book until this Indian guy sat right in front of me and began talking on the phone, in his language,  LOUDLY, the entire fucking way.  Do you know what that is like?!  IT'S LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD!  THAT'S WHAT IT’S LIKE!!  He was annoying the shit out of everyone and no one had the courage to tap this fool on the shoulder and say "hey pal, PUT A SOCK IN IT!!  Not even me.  But that’s only because I’m afraid of people and possibly being shot in the face.  Everyone on the bus were passively aggressively rolling their eyes and sighing loudly.  Of course, the Dufus does not get the hint because he is wrapped up in his conversation, and NOW he is giggling like a little girl which makes me want to dot his eyes out.
Those of you who know me know that I have ABSOLUTELY NO PATIENCE WHATSOEVER.  If someone is breathing too loud it annoys the crap outta me.  I had to listen to this moron for …

GOLDEN GLOBES BEST AND WORST ...

Let's get started.  

First the hostess with the mostess ... as I refer to her every year, Giuliana Rancic, the Human Toothpick looked tres chic.  Except for her incredibly boney shoulders and arms, and p.s., she could really do with some bangs to cover up that humongous forehead.  I loved the gown, hair was questionable but the jewels were appropriate. 
Grade:  B





Kristin Cavallieri channeling Morticia Adams.  WHAT IS WITH THOSE SLEEVES!  Grade:  F





Debra Messing.  First of all, Debra's skin looks TERRIBLE!  Her eye shadow is all wrong and winged out too far.  Not feeling the pants/tunic look.  It's okay if you're going to your BFF's daughter's wedding, but considering that she is usually so chic, this did not thrill me.  Grade:  D-  (don't her arms look chubby?)





Allison Janey.  This woman has the best body.  The dress fits her perfectly.  But the white detailing is making me think of .... butterflies, spilled ink, Rorschach test.  The fit is impeccable.  I'l…

THE GOLDEN GLOBE NOMINATIONS ...

SO, once again Jada Pinkett Smith has gotten her panties in a twist because her girl, Tiffany Haddish was not nominated for a Golden Globe for "Girls Trip."  Jada ... you do realize that "Girls Trip" is hardly Shakespeare.  Yeah it made a hundred million dollars, but so what?  It was a funny little comedy.  You gotta take a chill pill.  Your righteous indignation is getting a bit tiresome.
Just so you all know who was nominated in this category:
Best Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy Judi Dench, "Victoria & Abdul" Margot Robbie, "I, Tonya" (Tonya Harding biopic) Saoirse Ronan, "Lady Bird" Emma Stone, "Battle of the Sexes" Helen Mirren, "The Leisure Seeker"
Girl, these are some heavy hitters.  Tiffany Haddish is funny as shit, but she has not yet earned her place in the above referenced category.  It's HOLLYWOOD Jada ... Like Washington D.C., but with more glitter.  Quit trying to take a political stance…

Harvey Weinstein Part II


         The Harvey Weinstein story seems to be getting worse and worse.
I have to admit that when Gwyneth Paltrow came forward I had to stop for a minute. I had always imagined her as the Princess of Hollywood because of her family connections and believed she was protected from this type of behavior. Obviously, I was wrong and I feel really bad about that. And it seems that almost every actress in Hollywood was harassed by this ugly troll of a man and the numbers keep climbing. And though I am ecstatic that FINALLY this issue is getting taken seriously, I too, am surprised at the number of women coming forward and the number of men who are being accused.
          Because I've worked for assholes like Harvey Weinstein, those walking, talking assholes who tear through your life likea Tasmanian Devil wreaking pain and havoc on everyone they come in contact with. Their unreasonable temper tantrums, their physical and verbal abuse. The yelling, screaming, condescending, threatening…