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HEY EVERYONE!!

JADA USED TO BE A SEX ADDICT. 
So Jada has this program (that I've never seen) but there are daily excerpts on various websites with the latest shocking news.  Today she told the entire world that she used to be a sex addict and that her grandmother taught her how to masturbate when she was 9.  Her GRANDMOTHER.  Oh ... and apparently her mother was a heroin addict for 20 years.  GOOD TO KNOW.  This information will now give me the tools I need to live my life effectively.  Thank you Jada.   



And you think you're f***ked up. 



More B.S. from self-involved celebrities ...

Will Smith, Jada Pinkett Smith no longer say they're 'married' ....






"We don't even say we're married anymore. We refer to ourselves as life partners, where you get into that space where you realize you are literally with somebody for the rest of your life," Will said of why they have stopped using married to describe themselves.


"There's no deal breakers. There's nothing she could do ever. Nothing that would break our relationship," he continued. "She has my support till death and it feels so good to get to that space."


My thoughts:



Hey Jada ... Will ... NO ONE GIVES A FUCK, OK. 


NEXT ...
Alexis and Jim Bellino






So, apparently the couple who represented Christian marriage and home-spun values are divorcing.  Actually .... Jim is divorcing Alexis.  And Jim, the  "head priest of his Christian family," is asking for alimony and full custody of his children.  Jim!  Where have your values gone?  How is Alexis going to pay yo…

GOSSIP FROM HOLLYWEIRD ....

So, apparently David Foster popped the question and now he and Katherine McPhee are engaged.  

My thoughts:  Katherine McPhee is quite the tart and has certainly slept her way to the very top.  I'm sorry, but between being unfaithful and breaking up marriages I think it's safe to say that Katherine is NOT a "girl's girl."

David, on the other hand, is obviously a man who needs a woman who will be at his beck and call and fawn over him while he plays the piano.  After watching him on RHOBH when he was married to Yolanda she was nothing more than a servant who brought him roasted chicken on a silver platter and called him MY LOVE twenty-four seven.  (eyes rolling) .... then he would RAVE about what a great hostess/cook/wife she was.  That is until she got sick and NEEDED him.  You know, like when you're sick and you need your spouse to love you/care for you/take care of you.  Well WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT?  I've got concerts to give and places  to be ... so he di…

RANT NO. 2!

In the words of Johnny Gill .... My, my, my!!! 
So much happening this week so let's get started!

TRISTAN THOMPSON CHEATS ON PREGNANT KHLOE KARDASHIAN!!

Well.  First let me say, with all sincerity, that I feel really bad for Khloe, and for any woman whose man cheats on her.  But to cheat on your partner when your partner is pregnant is a low SO low, that there is no low LOW enough.  In the words of Julia Roberts ... (from My Best Friend's Wedding) ... you are the pus .... that infects the mucous .... that cruds up the fungus ... that feeds on the pond scum. 
That you are Tristan.  That you are.
May your pee-pee rot, turn green and fall off.
Now ... dear Khloe ... I am going to give you some advice that your mother is not capable of giving you because her life revolves around ratings and not your true happiness. 

NEVER.  EVER.  DATE ANYONE IN THEIR 20'S.  PERIOD.  NO EXCEPTIONS.  EVER.
DO NOT DATE ANYONE in the entertainment business.  This includes sports.
ONLY date men OVER 35…

A RANT .... a quickie

Alex Rodriguez calls meeting Jennifer Lopez the 'luckiest day' of my life.
(for now)



No two people were ever so in love.  He with himself, and she with herself.  Would you just look at that broad ... never met a camera she didn't love.  Gag me.  PLEASE.  

And FYI, I do not find this guy attractive or sexy AT ALL.  On a scale from 1 to 10, I give him a -3.  He looks like he has man boobs.


NEXT ....

Roger Stone says Manafort will never "roll over" on Trump