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Let's take a stroll down to Dannyland ...

SO, week nine thousand of working from home.  Today is my marital unit’s birthday.  He has taken the week off … of course, I love him to death … but not 24/7. 
So, for his birthday we have decided since we can’t go out or do anything because of the Corona Virus, we're going to make some really good steaks, a Caesar salad, baked potatoes, brussel sprouts, and garlic bread here at home. Cozy huh.  
SO … since I am handcuffed to my computer he has offered to go to the market.  
Dan:     “What do you want?” he asks.  
Me:      “Let me make you a list.”  
So, I write down all the cleaning products I desperately need and know they won't have, but I write them down anyway.  And then I remember!  
Me:      "OH!  AND BRING ME A COUPLE OF NOTEPADS!!!  
(You see, I have gone through every notepad that I brought from work and I have NOTHING to write on and when one is working from home and one only has one computer screen, BELIEVE ME, YOU NEED NOTEPADS.  SO, he says ...
Dan:     “WAIT! …. (T…

WORKING FROM HOME ...

SO, this is literally what I look like every day.  A bag lady.  However, if one realized how much sweat it actually takes to pull oneself together, put on makeup, blow-dry your hair, and actually put on a bra, you too would prefer to look like a bag lady. 

So, while I work at home I watch (more like listen) to T.V. all day long.  I was watching the Kardashians for a bit until I wanted to put a fork in my brain.  All these broads do is eat salads, get all dolled up and travel to exotic places only to fucking complain about everything.  Kim was having a fit of anxiety because she was in Tokyo trying to pull together all of her outfits in order to send pictures of each one to Yeezy for him to APPROVE.




Very simply, she needs to be destroyed.    
Then I switch over to TCM which I love.  I saw The Cincinnati Kid with sexy Steve McQueen today ... that was fun.  Then I'll jump over to CNN to see what's going on with the pandemic and for fun I'll go over to FOX to see how they're …

MARCH 19, 2020 ...

CORONA VIRUS ...



SO, after working from home for the last week and now, at least for the foreseeable future, working from home until god knows when, I have been spending LOTS of time with my significant other, the one, the only, Danny of Dannyland.  AND, as we were enjoying a perfectly nice saturday afternoon, and because there is nothing to do but read, play on the internet, or watch TV, in between of course doing endless loads of laundry and washing dishes, Dan happened to look at all of the programs and movies we have recorded and felt the need to … well, I'll just let you read for yourself.

Dan:  Hon, can I ask you a question?  And before you say anything I'm not picking on you ok?
Realize that I KNOW I am about to get picked on.
Me:     Sure.  What?
Dan:    Well, I'm looking here at what we have recorded and ... well, why is it that you watch these kind of shows?  Vanderpump Rules, Shahs of Sunset?

Me:      I like to.
Dan:    But why?
Me:      It's mindless.  I can zone o…

Oscars Best and Worst of 2020 ...

First of all, I'm sorry I didn't post last night.  Mama had a birthday brunch Sunday and was drinking Mimosas and Margaritas all afternoon and she was a bit drunky-poo.  But I'm here now and I have a special post for you all.  Not only am I going to critique the Oscar gowns, but also the AFTER PARTY GOWNS!   SO LET'S GET STARTED!
First of all, I have to say that this was one of the most unexciting, boring Oscar affairs ever.  I kept asking myself where all the movie stars were?  I literally fast forwarded through the entire show!  Very happy that Brad Pitt took the Oscar home.  I thought his performance was incredibly natural.   Leonardo DiCaprio was phenomenal, but so was Joaquin Phoenix.  I mean really people, how does one rate one performance against another?  They were all brilliant.    


Scarlet Johansson – beautiful strapless silver gown, hair and makeup is perfection however, sporting a ginormous back tattoo is so unladylike.  Sorry.  Mama is from a different gener…