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I FINALLY MADE THE CONNECTION!

Anne Coulter.

Colt.

Horse.

Horsey face.

Skinny horse legs. YES!






MARRIAGE

I was on Huffington Post today and read a really interesting article about women in long marriages (15 to 70 years) and what it is that they do to maintain them. The operative word here is "women" ... what "women" do to maintain the marriage ... not that men don't do anything to maintain their marriages, but come on ... we all know that they don't (that's sarcasm people so please don't send me lectures on what a bitch I am). To keep the vow "til death do us part" (without of course bringing about the untimely death of your spouse after living with him for a hundred and fifty years first ... again, no lectures please) ...

Okay, right here I'd like to take a different tack. With the advent of the Internet which allows anyone to look up (stalk) frenemies from childhood, high school and Google old boyfriends, etc., I have been able to find out about a lot about people I have no business finding out about and what I have learned is that un…

BEFORE AND AFTERS

I always find it amazing when people become famous they slowly become better looking, shinier, tanner, sleeker hair. Here are just a few. If you would like to mention any yourselves, please feel free to send me a comment and I will post a before/after picture.


Bristol Palin before ...

Bristol Palin after ...

Kate Gosselin before ...


Kate Gosselin after ...

Michelle Bachmann before ...

Michelle Bachmann after ...



Amazing huh.

Dear Brad Pitt:

We know you have a new movie coming out and everything and you're doing some serious press cause you're desperate to win an Oscar but we don’t care. And we also don't care that you are NOW a “satisfied man” with bobble head Angelina Jolie and that gaggle of kids the two of you lug around the world. Your comments about your marriage to Jennifer Aniston are self-serving and downright mean. That marriage was 7 years ago. SHADDUP ALREADY. By the way … you are not aging very well... you're starting to look like Mickey Rooney. Angelina will leave you soon enough … probably for another woman. Whatever floats her boat, I really don’t care, but you really need to keep your feelings/comments about your ex to yourself dude ... it makes you sound like a dick.

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