The Weekend
FIRST, "The Weekend" ... stupidest name ever. Anywho, boyfriend was pissed off because he did not receive a single Grammy nomination. BOO-FUCKIN-HOO. What an imperial little prick. Maybe you didn't deserve a Grammy nomination this year pal. Did you ever think of that?
NO. Soon after learning he'd been passed over, the man born as Abel Tesfaye voiced his frustration on Twitter.
"The Grammys remain corrupt. You owe me, my fans and the industry transparency..." he tweeted Tuesday afternoon.
Remind you of anyone?
What the hell would this freaking crybaby do in the REAL WORLD? JEEZ! I never went to the prom and you don't see me crying! Someone needs to be bitch slapped.
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Now for your enjoyment at home, a "Danny-ism" ...
So, I get into bed. Danny is already snoring. Then, out of nowhere, the LOUDEST, LONGEST FART I've ever heard!
Me: DAN!!!! JEEZ!!! Gimme a warning or something!! UGH!!
Danny: I'm releasing the Covid.
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So y'all know that Dan snores like a freight train and I never, ever, EVER get a good night's sleep. In fact, slept in the guest room last night because if I didn't I might have shoved a sock in his mouth. So, I just saw this ad ... and for a moment, a brief shining moment, I felt that my sleepless nights would now be over! Until I clicked on the ad ...
