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2013 EMMY AWARDS BEST AND WORST ...

So let's get to it shall we?

Giuliana Rancic - love the dress, love the hair, gain some weight JEEZ!  Did you see her shoulder blades?  She got on that 360 camera and her shoulder blades were sticking out LITERALLY LIKE WINGS!  This girl is unbelievably anorexic and someone needs to get her to a doctor like RIGHT AWAY.  She is WAY, WAY too thin.  Grade:  C+


FYI ... This is Giuliana's diet.

Giuliana's  (ridiculous) Diet:4:35am: "Yerba Mate" tea
(that counts as her "pre-workout energy booster")

6:30am: Water with cayenne pepper and lemon
             Followed by green tea
             Followed by a bottle of "GT's Kombucha
"-"it totally helps with hunger cravings"- Giuliana
(post-workout snack)

Now, any personal trainer will tell you that before working out, your body needs some carbs to burn. Even if its just a couple of spoons of Oats. It gives your body something to kick start its "fat burning mode". After working out, your …

A RE-RUN .... A really scary story

Yesterday I went to the market for a few things and decided to bring something for dessert ... carrot cake. This is not the husband's favorite but since I'm always bringing him apple turnovers and blackberry pie I thought I thought I'd get one of MY favorites for a change. When he gets home from work I hold it up and say "LOOK HONEY! CARROT CAKE! HOURS AND HOURS OF EATING PLEASURE" He very unenthusiastically says, "you know I don't like carrot cake - you got that for YOU."


Fast forward to the next morning ... open the fridge to get a piece of carrot cake with my coffee ... AND THE WHOLE THING IS GONE!!! WHAT! So I call him at work ...

RING RING

Dan: Hello?
Me: I thought you didn't like carrot cake?!
Dan: I don't.
Me: Then how come you ate all the carrot cake?!
Dan: I didn't.
Me: Dan, I saw the empty box in the trash and the entire cake is gone!
Dan: I KNOW! I didn't eat that carrot cake YOU DID. I saw it this morning and said DAYUM, SHE ATE …

MY FAVORITE WORDS ...

Your prescription is ready.

I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF ...

Jennifer Lopez: I have high standards for a partner  ...
On not feeling secure about herself until later in life: "It was after I had kids to be honest…The biggest insecurity I had was my singing. Even though I had sold 70 million records, there was this feeling like, I'm not good at this. And while I was married to Marc, he helped me get over it. He kept telling me, ‘You're the only one holding yourself back from reaching your full potential as a singer. You have to let go'…I was always so insecure and just kind of going along. Then I grew, little by little, and realized, wait a minute, this is not a fluke. I'm not a mistake – I work my ass off. And I know what I'm doing."

JENNIER, MY LOVE ... you may work hard, but you are correct.  You CAN'T sing.  At all.


On her relationship with 26-year-old choreographer boyfriend Beau "Casper" Smart: "For me, it's about having a great partner to walk this life with. I have my own…