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WELL ... I'M A WORKING GIRL AGAIN

Yes.  You read correctly.  I started working a few weeks ago but I didn't wanna make a big deal about it because ... well, you know ... I haven't had the best luck with jobs the last couple of years.  But, I am happy to report that all is going well.  Very well.  

I LOVE being employed again.  I love taking the bus to work.  I love swiping my I.D. card to enter my beautiful building which contains a cafeteria, a credit union, a Starbucks, a convenient little store and a cute, hip L.A. lunch spot that makes sandwiches and salads and other foodstuffs.  I LOVE IT.  I love walking out of the building at lunch time and walking over to the library to peruse new books and old.  I LOVE having lunch with my old working friends.  I LOVE being able to buy stuff and do things because now I have $$$$.  I love working at my desk, on my computer, for my bosses (four of them), I LOVE going to lunch which consists of a luxuriously long hour not like my other job where lunch was a half hour and …

KIMMIE ...

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have decided what they're going to name their spawn.  Are you ready?  Are you sure?  OK.  Here goes .... NORTH.  Yes, you read correctly.  NORTH.  They're going to name that unfortunate child NORTH WEST.  No words.

Isn't Kim looking weird lately?  I don't know what she is doing to her face but she kinda looks like a Barbie doll when you squeeze her face. 

WEIRD HUH.  It looks like she had some gigantic cheek implants and now her eyes look super slanty like little slits.  Personally, she looked much sexier with her original face don't you think?

Now for the best part .... FAT KIM!!!!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT! 


Kimmie ... a little suggestion ... Moo-Moos.  Stick with Moo-Moos.  You should not be accentuating the waist you no longer have and the gigantic casabas you are now sporting.  

 Those poor pants are screaming "TAKE ME OFF!!!!  WE CAN'T BREATHE!!!!"


 Looking very Kirstie Alley in HER fat days.  (You might wanna ditch th…

VIGGO, EENIE AND ME ...

So, I was talking to my friend Eenie (short for Enid), that I made through this blog (she's another Viggo obsessed loon) ... and she shared with me a dream she had about "our" boyfriend and in her dream there was a hug and a kiss involved.  My first reaction?  Truthfully?  Anger. Jealousy.  Hurt.  A big fat "NOOOOOOO" screamed in my head.  He's mine!  Mine!  MINE MINE MINE!!  I'm serious (sorry Eenie) and then I realized ... fuck ... I really have gone over the deep end.  And then I felt embarrassed because even though I realize that there are probably a billion other women who feel just like I do, I still feel that I'm the ONLY ONE that is REALLY NORMAL and is TRULY HIS SOUL MATE.  

And then I think about all the women on EARTH who love him and no matter how normal many of us may be HE'D still think we are all unstable.  But we're not.  But we kinda are ... know what I mean.  Because truth be told, if I had the superpower of being invisible …

VIGGO, VIGGO ....

Where for art thou Viggo?