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GOD ALMIGHTY I just had to get this off my chest or I'll grow a tumor ...

The other night I watched a program called "10 Things that Make Me Happy" where I listened to Kyle Richards of the Beverly Hills Housewives go on and on and ON about the shit that makes her happy.   

1.  Her 25 Chanel bags (that vary in price from a few thousand dollars to THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS of dollars (and I quote);

2.  Her 16 chandeliers.  Especially the one in her closet ... which helps her find her 25 CHANEL BAGS;

3.  Her 10 carat diamond ring which is considered BIG even in Beverly Hills and she wears it ALL THE  TIME even when she's riding her $8,500 specially made bicycle or whenever she attends a black tie dinner;

4.  Her house.  It's has 7 bedrooms and 8 bathrooms and she loves it because she never wanted a BIG house.  

I know that is only 1 through 4 but if I listed 5 through 10 I'll vomit all over my keyboard.  I swear.  I actually feel sick. 

NOW ... let me tell you what would make ME HAPPY ... 

A JOB!


Signed,
Ima Big Fat Hater

(and please, no lectures on how I shouldn't have watched it if it was going to make me sick blah blah blah)  Thank you. 

Comments

  1. Suck on a lemon, it will help with the nausea. Thats all I got for this one.

    Love you,
    Sister-Friend

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  2. She does seem to like to talk about stuff a lot. And a lot of stuff about stuff.
    Stuff it, I say!

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  3. Amen.....I need A JOB......

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