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BTW ....

It has been several weeks now that we've not seen head nor tail (aka GIGANTIC, HUMONGOUS ass) of Kimmie Kardashian ... and the world has continued to function ... and my blood pressure has gone down.


  1. OMG, that has to be photoshopped! God would not be so cruel to put such a big ass on someone who's only 5'2".

  2. Don't count your blessings yet, Deb. There will prolly be a 2 hour tv special when she resurfaces... and then she will win some sort of ridiculous award for being a "survivor." If Martha Stewart, a convicted criminal, can do time, then come back to hoards of fans, endorsements, products, commercials, and tv shows then Kimmy K will do the same. It is the nature of the beast.

  3. Sister
    The difference is Martha has talent.

    That is a big one. I think that if it were smaller she would add 5-6 inches in height!

  4. Hi Debbie,
    The laughs here never end. I really missed blogging and visiting my friends blogs.
    I new almost nothing about K. Kardasian. Now it seems I'm catching the tail end.

    Yuk, yuk, yuk


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