It has been several weeks now that we've not seen head nor tail (aka GIGANTIC, HUMONGOUS ass) of Kimmie Kardashian ... and the world has continued to function ... and my blood pressure has gone down.
An Ode to Viggo
Who knows where or when my love for you began it took me by surprise and filled up my whole life
Some laughed and called me mad but I knew that was sad for love cannot be mocked and Viggo, my world rocked
I've seen his every film, his songs, his poems and still I love him more each day and that's how it will stay for in my dreams he lives
Each step through ether's door we meet forever more and so shall it remain until my life should wane
- Signed Debbie Nunez Mortensen :) (yes, I know I'm weird)
Who knows where or when my love for you began it took me by surprise and filled up my whole life
Some laughed and called me mad but I knew that was sad for love cannot be mocked and Viggo, my world rocked
I've seen his every film, his songs, his poems and still I love him more each day and that's how it will stay for in my dreams he lives
Each step through ether's door we meet forever more and so shall it remain until my life should wane
- Signed Debbie Nunez Mortensen :) (yes, I know I'm weird)
i miss her
ReplyDeleteOMG, that has to be photoshopped! God would not be so cruel to put such a big ass on someone who's only 5'2".
ReplyDeleteDon't count your blessings yet, Deb. There will prolly be a 2 hour tv special when she resurfaces... and then she will win some sort of ridiculous award for being a "survivor." If Martha Stewart, a convicted criminal, can do time, then come back to hoards of fans, endorsements, products, commercials, and tv shows then Kimmy K will do the same. It is the nature of the beast.
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ReplyDeleteThe difference is Martha has talent.
That is a big one. I think that if it were smaller she would add 5-6 inches in height!
Hi Debbie,
ReplyDeleteThe laughs here never end. I really missed blogging and visiting my friends blogs.
I new almost nothing about K. Kardasian. Now it seems I'm catching the tail end.
Yuk, yuk, yuk
Ruben