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SLIPPIN' INTO DARKNESS ..

Yesterday I had an entire can of Pillsbury cinnamon rolls. I stuck them in the oven, made coffee, waited until they were done, iced them, and then immediately shoved five of them down my mouth while watching the Wendy Williams show. I cannot even explain the warm, chewy, sweetness that filled my mouth ... I could compare it to a sexual release but that somehow seems inappropriate. There were a total of eight rolls. I had five. Rested, then had one more. Later that evening, after dinner when my husband lies on the couch and doesn't know I exist, I took the remaining two out of the microwave where I'd hidden behind two loaves of bread under a napkin and lovingly, and discreetly, enjoyed the last two. Did I feel guilty? No. Not one bit. I went upstairs, got comfy on my bed and proceeded to watch The Housewives of Beverly Hills. Life is good.

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  1. I love you!

    Got your email--you know I will help you any way I can. Been busy as hell, but I'll send you a proper reply soon. I think a phone call is in order!

    XOXO

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  2. Debbie, you're hilarious. I really missed your blog. Read the previous ones too and commented.

    I finally posted after a month of being away. You might like it, it's titled Crazy Gift (on Heavenly Minded & Earthly Good).

    Please email me and let me know what you're up to. Say hi to Dan.
    Ruben

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