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JENNIFER




She's 42.
He's 24.

He looks like a horny little 14 year old.

Jennifer, word to the wise ... this is a drive by .... I'm just sayin'.

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  1. He looks like John Cryer to me.

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  2. Hennifer needs to have lunch with Eva Longoria and Demi (both former 'Cougars') to discuss the ultimate and inevitable outcomes for relationships like these which are A) You still get old B) He WILL cheat with a girl his own age and C) Botox, exercise, diet, and worldwide attention are NOT ENOUGH TO GUARANTEE HIS UNDYING LOVE, COMITTMENT, & LOYALTY. On a side note, I am just wondering if any of these celebrities involved in Hollywood-style breakups ever shed a tear for longer than, oh I don't know, lets say 72 hours??? Seems like celebrity heartbreak and disappointment lasts as long as your run of the mill rhinovirus (common cold). Those people have got to be mutants.

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  3. It's just sex that's all....you go Jennifer. I would too if my ex looked like a chihuahua...lol

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  4. Well I guess that for ages it was the men who hunted for the young women. You still see this old prune with a freaking teeny bopper on his arm. I guess it's time for women to get back.

    Ruben

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