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President Barack Obama, with daughters Sasha, second from right, and Malia, right, reaches out to touch "Cheese" after pardoning the turkey as part of the annual Thanksgiving tradition, Nov. 26, 2014, at the White House in Washington.

The communications director for a Republican member of Congress ignited a firestorm this weekend after she criticized President Obama's teenage daughters in a Facebook post that touched a nerve.

"Try showing a little class," Elizabeth Lauten said.  "Rise to the occasion.  Dress like you deserve respect, not a spot at the bar, and certainly don't make faces during televised, public events." 

She then got to the point she REALLY wanted to make and that was "your mother and father don't respect their positions very much, or the nation for that matter, so I'm guessing you're coming up a little short in the 'good role model' department." 

After igniting a shit storm of a backlash Ms. Lauten said the following:

"I quickly judged the two young ladies in a way that I would never wanted to be judged myself as a teenager.  After many hours of prayer, talking to my parents and re-reading my words online I can see more clearly just how hurtful my words were."  

OK.  After MANY HOURS OF PRAYER?  And after TALKING TO HER PARENTS and RE-READING HER WORDS, she was able to see how hurtful her words were. 

Dear Ms. Lauten:

(1)  How old are you that you still need to talk to your parents when you've done something bad?  You sound like a fourteen year old.    

(2)  If you just wanted to state how much you hate Michelle and Barak Obama and what terrible parents and role models they are, why didn't you just say that? 

And finally ....

(3)  After much prayer, God told me you're an idiot. 

NEXT ...


Awwww.  She's a cutie pie in black fur and she's her mama's best friend ...

They're best friends because they have the same IQ. 

Hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving!!


  1. I have a post coming up tomorrow on Elizabeth Lauten, but I totally agree with you. What a complete and utter assaht, though it's no surprise that since she's a GOPer. As a rule folks in that party tend to speak before they think and then beg our, and God's, forgiveness.

    As for that other story, I just ate breakfast and if I wanna keep it down I'd best say nothing.

  2. Oh man, the republican dumbasses strike again!
    I wonder if North had a chat with her bestie? "Hey mama, no bare bum!"

  3. "ELIZABETH LUTEN", Republican congressional aide who castigated the Obama daughters for their lack of “class” and dressing as if they were angling for a “spot at a bar” was once arrested for larceny during her own “awful teen years,” court records show. UMM.....

  4. LOVE IT Eloise!!!! Now I have to Google this!

  5. on point, debbie! as always. MISS YOU!

  6. JAXSTER!!!!! I miss you more amiga!


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