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I'VE BEEN FIGHTING THE FLU ...

for about a week now so that is why I'm home on a beautiful Saturday afternoon in my pajamas ... my hair looks like I stuck my finger in socket and I could use a shower.  While lying on the couch in misery, I have been watching marathon episodes of the Housewives of NYC.  I know I say all the time that these horrible women drive me crazy and I'm not going to watch anymore but ... I continue to tune in.  I lie to myself by not watching EVERY week but, I do make it a point to RECORD EVER SINGLE EPISODE.  It is what it is and I must accept this flaw in my character.  With that said, the main fight with the ladies in NYC is that Aviva (the one-legged wonder) has been spreading a nasty rumor all over NYC that  Carole Radziwill had her memoir "What Remains" ghost written.  OK.  This is a lie.  Carole Radiziwill has an impressive resume as a writer.  She worked on 20/20 and has written articles for magazines and yes, in fact, she has written several books and she did not have them "ghostwritten."  She wrote them all by herself.  If I were Carole I'd dot Aviva's eyes out.


Aviva, on the other hand, has also written a book.  It's called "Leggy Blonde" ... did you get that?  "LEGGY" ... cause she only has one leg (ha ha) and which is something talks about over and over and OVER ad nauseum.  Well, I happened to see this book at Target and thought to myself OH MY GOD NO SHE DIN'T.  I picked it up and was immediately insulted.  The print was GIGANTIC ... like print for a third grader.  This is done in order to make a book seem larger than it is  ... in fact, I bet that if I typed up the entire book on my computer and printed it out it would probably amount to 30 pages.  TOTAL.  Aviva  states that it takes a village to raise a child and a village to write a book.  Uh ... NO Aviva.  It doesn't.  It takes a village to help a MORON write a book, but not to help anyone who can string a sentence together.  I know because I read your book.  ALL of it.  While standing in the aisle at the market.  It took me all of 15 minutes. 

Now onto other narcissists ...

Tea Party Leader:  God is Against Efforts to Reduce Income Inequality





Rick Scarborough is the head of Tea Party Unity. Apparently, he also has a direct line to God as the Tea Party leader said that God is on the Tea Party's side and opposed “the work of progressives to reduce income inequality.”

Dear Mr. Scarborough,

Last night I spoke to Jesus and he told me he doesn't remember EVER speaking to you.  Second, he wanted me to tell you that THIS is what he said about "income inequality" ...

"No one can serve two masters. Either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and Money."
-Matthew 6:24


"Then Jesus said to his disciples, 'I tell you the truth, it is hard for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.'"
-Matthew 19:23-24

"Then he will say to those on his left, 'Depart from me, you who are cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels. For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.' They also will answer, 'Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?' He will reply, 'I tell you the truth, whatever you did not do for one of the least among you, you did not do for me.'"
-Matthew 25:41-45


And third, he's really pissed at you. 


Comments

  1. I love Carole on NYC Housewives and Aviva is out of her mother-effing mind. If she isn't careful, she might find herself without that other leg.
    Just sayin'.

    I am not a big believer in "God" but I know if there was just one god, she wouldn't be talking to Tea Party loons, or helping professional athletes win a game, or helping Kanye get a Grammy, or some actress get a SAG award.
    She's got bettah things to do.

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  2. THANK YOU! Yeah ... I love all these folks who believe God is on THEIR side of their completely hateful agendas that lack compassion and RATIONAL THOUGHT.
    XOXO

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  3. I'm with Bob!
    It pains me when you see a multi million dollar church and then outside it's gates, you see countless homeless people. (Salt Lake City comes to mind) the Tea Party is a fringe group that was given way too much press and now they think they are in the know. Bunch of goddamn kooks!

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