While most of the world is at war, and people are dying, the wealthy have decided to have their yearly party, so we, the have-nots, can see what we're missing. This has become the most ostentatious, narcissistic event of the year. The rich celebrating the rich, and it makes me want to projectile vomit all over their beautiful clothes.
Lauren Sanchez Bezos aka Tits McGee. Sigh. How do you sleep at night bitch?
Nicole Kidman, Queen of the Red Carpet, is trying very hard not to appear broken-hearted. And she knows it.
Sunday Rose Urban, Red Carpet Queen in Training.
Rebecca Hall and Morgan Spencer. Very chic-looking couple. Love their look.
Lena Dunham. What in the Sam Hill is she wearing?! Holy shit! OK ... (1) self-tanner! (2) THIS is definitely a Glamour DON'T, and (3) how many birds had to die to make this rag?
Zoe Kravitz ... I like it, and I WANT YOUR DADDY.
Nevermind. I want THIS guy! DAYUM!
Katy Perry ... she looks like a nun on a motorcycle? Whatever. You look stupid.
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Janelle Monae is wearing miles of cable, a dragonfly, a butterfly, a motherboard, and WTF?! Is that a drain on your tit?
Joey King. An actual pretty look.
A fly with child. Don't worry. She can tell where she's at with her antennas.
Freakin Heidi Klum as the Pieta. BLASPHEMER!
Stevie Nicks just pulled out something from her Fleetwood Mac days.
Kylie Jenner is wearing a dress that isn't really on or off. What the fuck is this mess?! It' stupid, that's what it is.
Mhmmm ... I'm thinking Shakespeare's a Midsummer Night's Dream?
Flowers and pom-poms and chains OH MY!
Sabrina Carpenter in film. SMH.
Sombr looking somber.
Rachel Zegler who obviously does not want to look in the mirror.
Sarah Paulson. Another one.
WOW. A normal-looking girl.
You need a shirt and lose the makeup.
Kendall Jenner.
A bad ass.
And a badder ass.
Margot Robbie looks bland compared to all these other idiots.
Fashion-forward gal wearing a Jackson Pollock painting.
I mean, if you really want to be barefoot. I just hope you don't stub your toe.
Teyana Taylor in head-to-toe tinsel.
Vera Wang. You're a designer. You're too skinny to wear this. This looks like shit, and you need to gain about 60 pounds of flesh. JEEZ.
Vera, THIS is how you do it.
THAT'S IT. I can't take it anymore. There were so many fucking ridiculous looks, I don't know what to say.
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