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So, after checking out one of my favorite blogs "I Should Be Laughing" ( super funny and spot on, I felt I had to include more pics.  

Jessica Alba ... 

GORGEOUS.  She always looks like a movie star.  Grade:  A+

Amy Adams ...

Very pretty but, pale on pale on pale.  Too pale.

 Claire Danes ...

Pretty and boring.

Jennifer Lawrence ...

Great body.  Not feeling the belt.  She looks better as a blonde. 

Sarah Hyland ...

Loved this.  This little girl has great boobs.

Isla Fisher ...

Very pretty.  Veronica Lake side part (eyes rolling)

Tina Fey ...

Very 1950's.  Veronica Lake side part. 

Michelle Dockery ...

I liked this.  Very pretty.

Amy Pohler ...

Funky messy side bun and high-water pants.  This could have worked if the pants were longer.

Morena Baccarin ...

She looks like a nun.  All that missing is the veil.  Jeez.  You're at a party for crying out loud.

Emily Blunt ...

Love Emily Blunt. 

Kate Hudson ...

Very 1980's. 

it reminded me of this one from 2001 ...

Nicole Kidman ...

Love the hair, loved the makeup, hated the dress. 

OK.  I feel better now. 


  1. Sarah Hyland scares me cuz she has such a tiny body and such a giant head.
    It's freaky ......

    1. True ... but she had a kidney transplant. Folks with kidney disease are super tiny ... it stunts their growth. Remember Gary Coleman? Him too ... What chu talkin' bout Willis!

  2. Oh and
    PS Thanks for the shout out!

    1. It's not the first time! I have told many friends about your blog and your scathingly biting humor!


  3. I liked Kate Hudson better before she got the boobs. I just hate fake boobs.

    And that Clare Danes, man, I don't know what the world sees in her. She gets on my last nerve.

    1. Kate Hudson got boobs?! Where are they?!

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