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PET PEEVES

I admit it ... I'm a pain in the ass and everything annoys ... these are just a few:

1. Whistlers.

Whistler: "Gee, I'm bored. I think I'll whistle while I wander through this (mall, department
store, grocery market, take your pick) and annoy the EFF out of anyone near me who has ears.

2. Perennially Happy, Upbeat People.

PHU Person: "Gee, even though they handcuff me to my desk at work and beat me with a stick every hour on the hour it could be worse ... I could be out of a job." NO YOU MORON. Having a job where they handcuff you to your desk and beat you with a stick every hour on the hour IS WORSE. Oy vay.




















3. Michelle Bachman.



















































JEEZ.


4. Women who leave the house with wet hair.

5. Loud assed people who have long assed conversations while on their speakerphones with their DOORS OPEN.


6. That one person who drumbs their fingers on my desk every freaking time they pass by. Like I can't SEE that they're passing by ... I hate that!



More to come ...

TOODLES!

Comments

  1. #390,000 reason why Michelle Bachman is an Idiot.
    by Jonathan Zasloff

    Okay, we’ve all known for a while now that Michele Bachmann has no place anywhere outside of a sanitarium, much less the House of Representatives

    .Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.

    And yes, Michele, the Civil War was indeed fought to end slavery.

    Your average teabagger probably thinks that the American Civil War was not fought to end slavery.

    They subscribe to one of those revisionist versions of American History in which the Civil War was about something else and slavery had nothing to do with it.

    WHAT AN IDIOT!

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  2. Debbie

    Of the items on your list, Bachman is unquestionably at the top. She confirms my conviction that in politics you can say any crazy, heartless thing you want because you know that all you have to do later (in the event that you're challenged) is: (1) deny it; (2) not remember it; (3) revise it; (4) blame the other party for it.

    So a member of the so-called party of American exceptionalism and Christian values thinks it's a good idea to get rid of any minimum wage requirement because doing so could POTENTIALLY end all unemployment. How? Because employers could with impunity say to any job-seeker: "Sure, you can have a job. It starts at 50¢ an hour, 10 hours a day, 364 days a year with no health care, no dental, no vacation, no retirement benefits, no lunch time or breaks, and you must ask permission before you can evacuate your bowels."

    And why is this good?
    Because it would put more money into the pockets of the rich, but that's OK because the rich will use the financial windfall not by spending more on themselves (they'd never do that) but as the "job creators", they'll create more and more and more jobs until one day there will be such a surplus of jobs that they can start recruiting from the animal kingdom and they'll only have to pay workers (humans and beasts) 5¢ an hour, minus a 3¢ deduction of course for an indentured servant fee.

    But hey, the unemployment problem would be solved. And only us Republicans could have done that. Let's see the Democrats come up with a better plan. No, they'll want to require the rich to give a so-called "living wage" to great unwashed and lazy rabble who don't have that old colonial "take what you want" spirit that conquered this land from the Indians and enslaved the Africans and made this great thing called America, where there's liberty, justice and opportunity for all.

    God bless America. Don't forget vote for me on election day. And don't forget, the other party is populated with demons. The only thing you need to do when challenged by the opposition is hurl the names liberal, socialist, commie at them. Don't waste your time thinking about any possible logic or goodness in what they say; and above all, never question your own party's policies, motives, or behavior.

    Ruben

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  3. Debbie,

    You might be interested in my latest post on Heavenly Minded & Earthly Good.

    Ruben

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