GOSSIP FROM HOLLYWEIRD ....

So, apparently David Foster popped the question and now he and Katherine McPhee are engaged.  

My thoughts:  Katherine McPhee is quite the tart and has certainly slept her way to the very top.  I'm sorry, but between being unfaithful and breaking up marriages I think it's safe to say that Katherine is NOT a "girl's girl."

David, on the other hand, is obviously a man who needs a woman who will be at his beck and call and fawn over him while he plays the piano.  After watching him on RHOBH when he was married to Yolanda she was nothing more than a servant who brought him roasted chicken on a silver platter and called him MY LOVE twenty-four seven.  (eyes rolling) .... then he would RAVE about what a great hostess/cook/wife she was.  That is until she got sick and NEEDED him.  You know, like when you're sick and you need your spouse to love you/care for you/take care of you.  Well WHO HAS TIME FOR THAT?  I've got concerts to give and places  to be ... so he divorces her.

I give this new marriage three years.  If she pops out a kid, five max. 

NEXT ....

Poor Heather Locklear.  She's had nothing but trouble the last couple of years. Between arrests and rehab she's been through the mill.

My thoughts:  When you've been America's Sexy Sweetheart and you find yourself divorced for the second time, you're no longer 30, and the future doesn't look too promising, I guess you can lose your mind.  This is a common side effect of beautiful, famous women.  It's a bitch to get old.  Even though she still looks amazing, the truth is, she's now in her 50's and time does not go backward.

I honestly wonder whether she regrets divorcing yummy Richie Sambora so fast.  It seems she didn't even THINK about it, she just did it.  Then she found herself lonely and alone while Richie started banging her ex-friend Denise Richards.  That right there is enough to make any woman lose her shit.  Trust me, I know.  

Even though she initiated the divorce and has had several relationships and has been engaged a few times, it's not the same when you're in your 50's.  Maybe she regrets divorcing Richie ... I don't know, but she is obviously a woman who needs a man in her life.  Another side effect of being famous and beautiful.  You need someone to mirror to you that you are FABULOUS nineteen thousand times a day.  

I hope she gets it together.

HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A HAPPY 

4TH OF JULY!