"There's no deal breakers. There's nothing she could do ever. Nothing that would break our relationship," he continued. "She has my support till death and it feels so good to get to that space."
My thoughts:
Hey Jada ... Will ... NO ONE GIVES A FUCK, OK.
NEXT ...
Alexis and Jim Bellino
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| Jesus Jugs and the Chinless Wonder |
So, apparently the couple who represented Christian marriage and home-spun values are divorcing. Actually .... Jim is divorcing Alexis. And Jim, the "head priest of his Christian family," is asking for alimony and full custody of his children. Jim! Where have your values gone? How is Alexis going to pay you support when the only work experience she has had is waiting on you hand a foot and running after three kids all day? You, sir ... are a moron.
In the words of Vicki Gunvalson .... "you are a smelly dork."
SMOOCHES!
In the gorgeous cream colored interior of their fabulously expensive car, Jim insists that they must "lay out and get some sun" and then chastises Alexis for only packing one swimsuit. He tel
ls her that he will buy her a new bikini (because God knows we can't wear the same bathing suit two days in a row and have "our fans" thinking that I can't afford to keep my whore wife, knee deep in bikinis.
They arrive at the beautiful five star location wherein we see the two of them giddy with excitement. We then watch as Alexis gushes over the fact that her husband has reserved the Presidential Suite. This hotel has special meaning for these two because it's where they met (awwwwwwww) ... as Alexis tells it, she was on vaca with a couple of girlfriends, done with men after having come off her first marriage and there she was, sitting at the pool in her itty bitty teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini and her 36G's when along came the Pillsbury Doughboy with a bucket of beer and says to her the most romantic words she had ever heard .... "you're either hot or thirsty so which one is it?" BE STILL MY HEART. And that was it! True love ...!
As we watch the happy couple enter their beautiful, huge (and unbelievably tacky) suite, Alexis again goes on and on .... omg would you look at this place! look at the views! look at the rooms! look look look look!!!!! To which fatboy replies, "it better have beautiful views for $2,985.00 a night." God almighty MUST HE constantly tell you the cost of everything?! OBVIOUSLY noveau riche.
And by the way pal, flamingos are not swans.
These are flamingos:
and these are swans ... YOU IDIOT. And no. I don't know how much they cost.
And P.S. ... Alexis, don't think I didn't catch that little remark you made about you and Jim going to your room to watch a movie ... and you know what that means (wink wink) .... (uhhh, maybe it's just me but .... isn't porn kind of a no-no for Christians?)
There is so much more to say about these two but I'm already throwing up a little bit in my mouth.
SMOOCHES!
Just for fun ... a repost on Jim and Alexis when they were happily married and watching porn ...
OK ... Jim and Alexis went to Palm Desert for a little "get-a-way" cause dayum, their lives are sooooooo stressful! In the gorgeous cream colored interior of their fabulously expensive car, Jim insists that they must "lay out and get some sun" and then chastises Alexis for only packing one swimsuit. He tel
ls her that he will buy her a new bikini (because God knows we can't wear the same bathing suit two days in a row and have "our fans" thinking that I can't afford to keep my They arrive at the beautiful five star location wherein we see the two of them giddy with excitement. We then watch as Alexis gushes over the fact that her husband has reserved the Presidential Suite. This hotel has special meaning for these two because it's where they met (awwwwwwww) ... as Alexis tells it, she was on vaca with a couple of girlfriends, done with men after having come off her first marriage and there she was, sitting at the pool in her itty bitty teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini and her 36G's when along came the Pillsbury Doughboy with a bucket of beer and says to her the most romantic words she had ever heard .... "you're either hot or thirsty so which one is it?" BE STILL MY HEART. And that was it! True love ...!
As we watch the happy couple enter their beautiful, huge (and unbelievably tacky) suite, Alexis again goes on and on .... omg would you look at this place! look at the views! look at the rooms! look look look look!!!!! To which fatboy replies, "it better have beautiful views for $2,985.00 a night." God almighty MUST HE constantly tell you the cost of everything?! OBVIOUSLY noveau riche.
And by the way pal, flamingos are not swans.
These are flamingos:
and these are swans ... YOU IDIOT. And no. I don't know how much they cost.
And P.S. ... Alexis, don't think I didn't catch that little remark you made about you and Jim going to your room to watch a movie ... and you know what that means (wink wink) .... (uhhh, maybe it's just me but .... isn't porn kind of a no-no for Christians?)
There is so much more to say about these two but I'm already throwing up a little bit in my mouth.
Poor Jim and Jesus Jugs.
ReplyDeleteWill and Jada are idiots. They're "married" .... in quotes.