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KIMYE / NORTH ...

Do they look out of place or what?!  You know that saying … you can put lipstick on a pig?  Yeah.   
 
Well, at least there’s one good thing about it.  Kim can now die.  She has reached the pinnacle of narcissistic success.  Her, her big bad rapper finance, and her baby all on the cover of Vogue.  She’s worked so hard for this.  WHAT an accomplishment!  (I wonder what they paid Anna Wintour to put them on the cover?)  No.  Seriously.  I wonder what they paid her.  Because Anna Wintour doesn't like anybody.  She even made Oprah lose weight before putting her on the cover of Vogue.  And I see Kimmie has already trained little North to pout provocatively.  Nice.
 
North West furrows brows in Kimye's Vogue spread

UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I wish I could write more but I just can't. 

Comments

  1. I think Kanye has a picture of Anna Wintour rising from her crypt after a night of bloodsucking and, well, COVER!
    I do find it funny that the Kardastrophe only got the cover with Kanye, and that no one, not one of them, smiles in the pictures.
    Fake families are all the rage.

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    1. Yup. This is going to be mighty embarrassing when they break up.

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  2. Anna needs to be bitch slapped for putting that media whore and her hubby on the cover.

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    1. I KNOW!!!!! What was she thinking?!!

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  3. It's that whole "who do you have to blow to get on the cover of Vogue" thing.
    Apparently it's that guy she blew.
    Which one?
    Badumpa.

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