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Dear Readers,

Mama has been having some problems with her blog.  Something about "errors" and "running time" ???

SO, considering that the Golden Globes are right around the corner I am going to do my very best to set up another blogsite so I can report on my yearly Best and Worst on the Red Carpet.  Setting up another blog site has proven challenging.  I am quite frustrated and disappointed because I REALLY want to get back to writing about my skewed observations, reporting on my seemingly LSD-induced dreams and ranting and raving about people and things that piss me off.

I hope you all had a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS and SAFE NEW YEARS eve celebrations. 

2014 ... I can't believe it's here! 

2013 saw many changes in my life.  Beautiful changes.  Mama became a grandmama and it has been the sweetest experience of my life.  I am so in love with my baby boy.  I have also been employed FULL-TIME for almost a year now.  I am working at a great law firm, making great money ... something I never thought would happen again.  I am grateful.  Thank you God.  You always see me through. 

Stay tuned ... and send some positive energy into the ether ... I'm going to need it! 


  1. Hopefully 2014 brings better and better things.

    And fix that Blog-Issue. I need your Golden Globes Fashion Snark!


    1. Hey Bob! Apparently lots of folks on Google are having the same issue. Don't worry - I'll post on Golden Globes night if my name isn't Mrs. Viggo Mortensen!

      And besides that, I HAVE TO GET YOUR TAKE on my take!

  2. You look so pretty in that picture!
    happy new year!!

  3. Please move to WP! It would make it so much easier for me to comment! Happy New Year and OMG that baby is delicious!!!!!!

    1. Are you kidding!!! I freeze when it's 70 degrees! LOL!!!


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