MILEY CYRYUS SMOKES A JOINT ON STAGE AT THE MTV EMAS ....
How ladylike.
SARAH PALIN AND MATT LAUER DISCUSS THE GOP, THE TEA PARTY AND OBAMACARE ...
Sarah ... why don't you go kill a moose or something.
OK. Now for a story about Danny. SO. EVERYTIME I try to call him this is what happens ...
DIAL. Wait. Ring. Ring. Ring. "CLICK".
ME: Hello?
CLICK. .... SILENCE.
Redial.
DIAL. Wait. Ring. Ring. Ring. "CLICK."
ME: "Hello?"
CLICK. ... SILENCE.
Again.
DIAL. Wait. Ring. Ring. Ring. "CLICK"
DANNY: "HELLO HELLO HELLO!?"
ME: Hello?
DANNY: I'm sorry hon I was messing with my ear piece ... How are .... "CLICK". SILENCE.
Love, love, love
Smooches Darlings!
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EVERY TIME little sister (me) calls big sister (you) one of two things happens...
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2) Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring...
You: Hello?
Me: Hi Debbie, How are
You: Wait, wait, wait... oh expletive, my phone is gonna die... SILENCE.
Me: Deb? ... Debbie?? ...
EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!