So this right here is the LAST PLACE ON EARTH you'd find me. Black Friday. Masses of people BUYING SHIT. Truthfully, I'm all for a bargain, but if I have to deal with crowds of ANY KIND I'd rather pay full price.
Is the aggravation of waiting in lines and fighting for stuff your idea of having a good time? There isn't enough Valium in the world for me to deal with that.
Here is my theory ... life in 2053.
The United States of America has now become the world's largest shopping mall. People from all over the world will fly here to buy shit. All of the citizens of the USA will be trained in the service industry. No more doctors, lawyers or Indian chiefs. We will all be clerks serving the worlds customers. Don't laugh. Look at the picture above! If that doesn't speak volumes, I don't know what does.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS SUCKERS.