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MILEY CYRYUS SMOKES A JOINT ON STAGE AT THE MTV EMAS ....



How ladylike.  


SARAH PALIN AND MATT LAUER DISCUSS THE GOP, THE TEA PARTY AND OBAMACARE ...


Sarah ... why don't you go kill a moose or something. 


OK.  Now for a story about Danny.  SO.  EVERYTIME I try to call him this is what happens ...

DIAL.  Wait.  Ring.  Ring.  Ring.  "CLICK". 

ME:  Hello?

CLICK.   .... SILENCE.


Redial. 

DIAL.  Wait.  Ring.  Ring.  Ring.  "CLICK."

ME:  "Hello?"

CLICK.  ... SILENCE.


Again.

DIAL.  Wait.  Ring.  Ring.  Ring.  "CLICK"

DANNY:  "HELLO HELLO HELLO!?" 

ME:  Hello?

DANNY:  I'm sorry hon I was messing with my ear piece ... How are .... "CLICK".  SILENCE.



Love, love, love










Smooches Darlings!


Comments

  1. tooooo funny. You made me LOL!!! Love it!

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  2. HAHAHAHA, you actually made me LOL!!! Just love it!!!

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  3. HAHAHAHA, you actually made me LOL!!! Just love it!

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  4. Miley's trying too hard to be relevant and shocking when she should try hard to be a halfway decent singer.

    Mama grizzly Bore™ looks like the Real Housewives of the North pole who hasn't seen the sun in far too long.

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  5. EVERY TIME little sister (me) calls big sister (you) one of two things happens...

    1) Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring.. Infinity....

    OR

    2) Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring...
    You: Hello?
    Me: Hi Debbie, How are
    You: Wait, wait, wait... oh expletive, my phone is gonna die... SILENCE.
    Me: Deb? ... Debbie?? ...

    EVERY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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