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                Jennifer Lopez: I have high standards for a partner  ...

On not feeling secure about herself until later in life: "It was after I had kids to be honest…The biggest insecurity I had was my singing. Even though I had sold 70 million records, there was this feeling like, I'm not good at this. And while I was married to Marc, he helped me get over it. He kept telling me, ‘You're the only one holding yourself back from reaching your full potential as a singer. You have to let go'…I was always so insecure and just kind of going along. Then I grew, little by little, and realized, wait a minute, this is not a fluke. I'm not a mistake – I work my ass off. And I know what I'm doing."

JENNIER, MY LOVE ... you may work hard, but you are correct.  You CAN'T sing.  At all.


On her relationship with 26-year-old choreographer boyfriend Beau "Casper" Smart: "For me, it's about having a great partner to walk this life with. I have my own high standards for what I want in a partner and how I want to be treated. I bring a lot to the table. I'm not talking about material things but what I have to offer as a person – love and loyalty and all the things that make a good relationship.

Jen, this is actually quite easy to accomplish when you are with a child.  Add to that that you have him on the payroll and voila!  Successful relationship.  Just an FYI ... once he graduates from high school he's going to want to hang out with he big girls so you may have a little problem on your hands.  Just putting a bug in your ear. 

And as for Jennifer returning to Idol, she insists it's not "for the money."  I KNOW THAT.  It's for the exposure ... AND the money.  You see Jen suffers from the same malady as the Wicked Witch of the West.  Unless hordes of people are looking at her she starts to melt.  So I guess you could say her return really is for health reasons.




NEXT ...

Those two crazy kids Eddie and Tamra ...

Eddie with stripper ...


Tamra with stripper ...



















These two are SO READY FOR MARRIAGE. 

After catching Eddie getting a lap dance, Tamra was pissed and pitched a fit.  Uh ... Tamra hon, isn't that you with a man's face between your legs? 

I have to stay that I was surprised they even aired these episodes on T.V.  However, what a great example of what happens when you put shit for brains on television and give them loads of money.  I could write volumes on the shallow, empty voids of humanity these two are but I think you know that already.  My readers are not STOOPID. 

So, how long do you give these two?  One year?  Two?  Please weigh in.  It'll be very interesting to see how this relationship will play out.

With that said, hope you all had a fabulous Labor Day weekend.  Mine was great.  So nice to have an extra day to do nuthin'. 

SMOOCHES! 



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  1. I like JLo talking about having a partner to walk through live with when she's been married, what is it, four times, and had countless other short-term relationships?
    Yeah, I'll take advice from her.

    Eddie looks as uncomfortable with a woman wearing a skimpy costume laying on top of him as I would be, which means, as I've said all along, "He's queer, dear."

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  2. I give it two years. They’re media whores who threw a lavish wedding for ratings.

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    1. I agree. Again, it will be interesting to see how this plays out. Tamra is one crazy psycho.

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  3. I once asked a friend of mine, who is a very talented studio musician, what he thought of JLo as a singer. "She's a GREAT dancer," was his response. I agree.

    Tamara and Eddie will get their own reality show. I guarantee it.

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  4. JLo is on my list as one of those people that inspire only bewilderment on my part as to why she is paid SO MUCH MONEY. She's right--she can't sing. She can't act, either. She demands crazy amounts of maintenance when she's on set--she shot a movie here and drove people out of their minds....and she's mean and ill-tempered. How condescending-- and what an over-inflated sense of herself: "I bring a lot to the table." Ugh!! Is the implication that, you better have a lot on the table too, or else you're just not worth it? Boo hoo. Must be lonely at the top, where most people don't have high enough standards to warrant your attention.

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    1. I love that you hate the same people I hate. <3

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  5. I know, Debster!! Every time you diss on someone, it's like, I've always hated her too!!!! I just can't comment on the reality shows, because I don't watch them!! I also hate Scarlett Johansen--she always seems like she's on opiates, with that monotone voice and come hither look....another one making far too much money for doing not much. It's incredible where looks will get you, especially because most movies are made by men. xoxo

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