|This is Amy|
So I was playing around on Facebook the other day and happened upon the brilliant Amy Ferris (writer/blogger and person extraordinaire) who happened to mention that Suzanne Somers says she and her husband have sex three times a day. Now Suzanne is all about the sexy and she wants us to be all about the sexy too. (eyes rolling). Suzanne Somers takes hormones so she can be sexy, which also means that she still gets a period. At 66. ANY MORON WHO STILL WANTS TO GET A PERIOD AT 66 DESERVES TO HAVE SEX THREE TIMES A DAY. As for me, I don’t. I prefer to remember when I was young and sexy and DID have sex three times a day. I couldn’t get enough sex. But that was then. Now I’m 56. I do not want to have sex three times a day. I really don’t. And no amount of hormones and Pilates is going to make me want to have sex three times a day. I think Suzanne just wants the rest of us middle aged broads to feel jealous that she is having sex three times a day when the reality is most women who are 66 do not want to have sex three times a day and think Suzanne Somers is an idiot.
So Suzanne if you want to take your hormones and buy tampons every month and have sex three times a day, knock yourself out. But don’t tell the entire world about it ok. We really don’t care. You and your diet books and your sexy advice can go jump off a cliff. It’s called “LIFE” Suzanne. You’re young, then you’re old. DEAL WITH IT. And one day, you’re actually going to die. You gotta deal with that too. That’s why you have to take hormones to be sexy. Because you’re not supposed to be sexy at 66. You MORON.