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Dear Viggo:

Happy Birthday. 
You will note the lack of enthusiasm in my birthday greeting.  Maybe that’s because you are now in love and living with THAT woman over in Madrid.  I know that my infantile obsession with you over the years must have been quite a burden to you considering that it was entirely ONE SIDED.  The least you could have done was continue to visit me in the ether but NO.  You couldn’t even manage that.  We had a good thing going there for a while.  I was happy.  You were happy.  And none of it was real, even though it was … in my mind.  My subconscious mind.  Oh well.  Be that as it may, we did have some moments … especially those ones in the library.  I liked those ones the best.  Oh, and the train that was a cruise ship.  That was a good one too.  Remember?  Your mom and I were roommates?  See.  Even your mother liked me.   
So Happy Birthday.  I hope you have a nice one.  I hope you get everything you want.  I will continue to see your movies even though they are SO FAR AND FEW BETWEEN.  What little pieces of you I can find, I will take.  Until there are no more moments left and no more movies made.  I’m sorry.  I didn’t mean that.  I would never imply that you are all washed up.  It's only my broken heart talking.  I hope you continue to make many more movies since they will be the one and only link, the one and only reminder, that we once were one ... so long ago in the ether of time …


  1. I'm with you, sistah. He's all indie'd up, I think even directing something, and will also be in a flick en Francais. I've heard that Ariadna is pregnant, as in about 3 years pregnant....this misinformation keeps getting recycled. I miss obsessing about him. I'd just like to see him in a movie where he looks like himself and has a great character role. I have this vicarious fantasy that somehow he'll find your blog and surprise you. I don't know if I could stand it!!! LOL. xoxoxoxo

  2. LOL! Girl, I should just write a screenplay, making it zany and fun, starring Jamie Lee Curtis as myself and Viggo Mortensen as Viggo Mortensen, it gets nominated for an Oscar, wins the award and Viggo and Debbie live happily ever after ...

  3. LOL! But, can Viggo do comedy?!?!?

  4. Eenie ... Viggo can do ANYTHING.

  5. Deb, you are right. *sigh*


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