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KIM ...

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS????  It looks like you took your grandmother's sofa and fashioned it into a "gown" with sleeves, gloves and shoes to match.  Ingenious if you're Carol Burnett performing a parody of Gone With the Wind ... BUT YOU'RE NOT.  This is so going to be on Fashion Police. 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
In future ... sofa fabric does not make for a glamorous red carpet look.  WHO THE HELL IS STYLING YOU?  My guess .... YOU.  I'm seriously trying to help you and you don't listen to me.  Stay away from prints, gloves and matchy-matchy shoes.  And ANYTHING that clings to the skin.  Invest in some maternity clothes and stick with solids.  
 
I'm not gonna tell you again.

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  1. Hahahaha! You just say what we're all thinking.

    XOXOXO

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  2. She looks like a drag queen who does shows in a laundromat.

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  3. You are right on target. I’m so glad you posted about this hideous dress. The material looks like a cheap slipcover my mother put on the living room sofa when I was kid. My mother’s interior design skills were the worst in the whole family.

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  4. Anytime I think of Carol Burnett, Ryan Stiles's impression comes to mind haha

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