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OMG ... the Housewives of Orange County Are Back ...

There is no hope for these bitches.

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  1. Notice how they all got hollywood skinny!! It's going to their heads. LOL

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  2. Debbie,
    You are so funny gurl!
    Cinty Loo

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  3. OMG...THE WOMEN I LOVE TO HATE. JUST WROTE A COMMENT TO BRAVO THAT IT'S UNNECESSARY TO ADVOCATE GUNS! IT'S NOT CHIC NOR COOL!...I PREFER BRAINS OVER BRAUN!!!! NOW, THAT'S A CHALLENGE!

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  4. I was just thinking....how come they are all blonde with big boobs? Is that what OC is all about??

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  5. A wall of blondes.

    Reminds me of the blonde who kept swerving on the road. When an officer pulled her over to ticket her, she replied: "But officer, I was just trying to avoid the trees on the road."

    The officer replied: "Ma'am there isn't a tree for miles. It was your air freshener swinging back and forth."

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God forbid he break a sweat. 

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