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2010 EMMY AWARDS RED CARPET LOOKS

Once again it is that time of year for all us slugs to watch the beautiful people being beautiful. The one and only Kate Gosselin of "Jon & Kate plus 8 plus 56 other kids and a set of twins", was in attendance at the Emmys in basic black with an up do. I hate this broad. Grade: F-
now GO AWAY.





Beautiful Jewel. I give her an A+ ... cause she's pretty and I like her.

Actress Toni Colette. Fantastic actress with unbelieveably bad taste. Sometimes these choices can really boggle one's mind. Picture this ... she walks into the dressing room, tries it on and falls in love. That is the ugliest rag I've ever seen ... I wouldn't be buried in it. Grade: F- to the negative 1. OFF THE CHARTS UGLY.

I had this exact same dress in the 1990's, except it was shorter and had a little bolero jacket. Not impressed. Grade: D-

January Jones of Mad Men. Awwww, NO. Hair: bad, Shoes: bad, Dress: bad. Overall Grade: BAD.

Christina Hendrick's from Mad Men. Everyone is always raving about this gal's "curves" but to me she just looks like fat chick with gigantic boobs that she should (a) hide; (b) cover up; or (c) get reduced. And while you're at it .... get a tan, jeez.

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COUPLE AT THE EMMYS. Ari Nicole Parker and hubby Boris Kodjoe. Grade: A+ ... (think i want him ... that is one beautiful man).

Kimmie Kardashian, in virginal white. Perfection. Grade: A+

This little girl obviously bought her dress at that fabulously chic boutique, Windsor (found in malls across the country) ... I don't know who she is but someone should have told her something.



Grade: C- (only cause she's young) ... It looks like she wore her mother's prom dress ... from1982.
















WORST DRESSED COUPLE AT THE EMMYS. Obviously rented their outfits and boyfriend didn't have enough money to rent matching shoes.

Grade: F-


Mama Kardashian looks like an amazon next petite Eva Longoria and daughter Kim.





Grade: D-

(only cause she bugs me)











YES HEIDI, WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE A SIZE 2 and you you've had four kids and you have great legs and you can wear an itty, bitty, teeny, tiny dress and you get an F cause you're just too fuckin' happy.

until next year darlings .... Au Revoir!

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  1. you slay me. you are such a frickin' genius. i love you.

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  3. Hi Debbie,
    (My 1st comment got messed up. See if this one works).
    Your rendition of the red carpet showcase is definitely more entertaining than the usual boring "Entertainment Tonight" tripe. Of all the women in this line up, the only one that says to me, "Hey, now there's an actress," is Toni Collette. The first thing I saw her in was "Sixth Sense" and she blew me away. Anytime I want to see a gutsy independent woman on screen who can confront bullies and yet express the best crying scenes, I'll go back to her.
    Hope you're doing well.
    Ruben
    PS, what other movies has Tonie Collette done?

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  4. Hey Debbie - Your version of best and worst dressed is THE BOMB!! I love what you have to say....and I agree with you on all of it! Tell me, why the PHUCK was Kate at the Emmy's??? WHO IS SHE?!?! And can Kris Kardashian-Jenner just go away! She is HUGE-MONGOUS!!! No wonder Khloe is so large! Dayum....okay, I guess I'm done. Love ya, Corinne

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  5. Way to go Debbie. My favorite is Eva Longoria - perfection and simplicity. Taped the show as I was busy last night - only watched the red carpet part but Eva looked fabulous. I loved her makeup too.

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OSCARS BEST AND WORST ...

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