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Bob of "I Should Be Laughing" blog -- hilarious comments on the Golden Globes.
I liked Swank’s look, even the color because it was different, but those ribbons look ridiculous … like reins.
Ana and Angela made my tops, too. Gorgeous.
Ana Gasteyer was funny onstage, and clearly funny on the carpet when you see her dress.
Austin Butler gives me meth head Elvis.
That next one looks like Cinderella got knocked up at the ball.
Bob Odenkirk skipped all the fittings for the tux.
Gosh I love Claire Danes but this gives me Little Miss Muffet Sat On A Wedding Cake.
Daisey looks like she forgot the dress and wore the undergarments. I hear the actual gown was beautiful.
I forget their name, but they are non-binary and are on House of the Dragon, so I kind of get the look, but the makeup is odd.
Jean Smart is simple and classic and chic.
The next one is meh for me.
I liked Jenna Ortega’s look. It reminded me of Lily James without all the stiff cardboard fabric.
Jennifer’s look was simple but she elevated it with her two speeches.
Tyler James Williams in an odd suit [?] that looks like he got rained on pajama ensemble.
Jessica Chastain. Yes ma’am.
Who told that guy he could pull off a baby blue tie, cuz he can’t.
Julia Garner in Pepto Abysmal.
Lily James. Too much fabric, too stiff, too red, too try hard.
Viola looked good, like a long, tall blue sponge soaking up red carpet water.
Sigourney. Oh honey, you look pregnant in that dress and your hair looks like you just crawled out of an alley after an all-night bender.
Seth Rogan. Pink tuxedo. No. Never.
Is that a colostomy bag???
Selena Gomez looks old in that dress, but she could float in the pool and tether herself to the sides.
Sarah Polley. Very serious, and seriously hideous.
Salma is married to a billionaire who owns several fashion houses and this proves money and business connections can’t buy you anything but a ugly gown.
Natasha Lyon. The hair seems like a weird helmet, but the dress was okay, though the Frankenstein shoes were a bomb.
I love MJ’s dress; I love the architecture of it and that it wasn’t black and safe.
Michelle Williams looks like someone spilled a can of Pringles on her.
I gave Lisa Marie a hard time about this dress and maybe that killed her?***
Heidi has no taste in fashion or plastic surgeons.
***I’m gonna burn in hell for that one.
I LOVE HIM!
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