I LOVED this gown. Grade: A+ Winner Winner Winner!!!
LOVED this gown. So feminine! However, she should have done something with her hair. It looks a little Mary Todd Lincoln to me. Because the gown is so light it is a little difficult to see the detail but it's beautiful. Grade: A+
This is just beautiful. I love the fabric. Her hair and makeup are perfect. Grade: A+
Patricia Arquette. Pobrecita. She is incredibly talented but not when it comes to putting herself together. This minty green gown is all wrinkled, the necklace is too heavy for the dress, the hair is terrible and so is the makeup. Grade: F
Marcia Gay Harden. Once again, a super-talented actress, but this dress? SMH. Hair and makeup are good, but the dress should either be short or long, preferably long to cover up her pasty white legs. And in my opinion, pantyhose seriously needs to make a comeback. Also, black and green brocade? NO. Grade: D-
Julia Roberts. Swear to God I have this same dress but it's short and I wore it on New Year's Eve a few years ago. OK. The Princess of Hollywood ... please allow me to critique. Have you ever noticed how the tip of her nose literally touches the top of her upper lip? Look at other faces. There is a decent amount of space between the nose and the upper lip. She could easily touch the tip of her nose with her tongue and that's just gross. Because I can't stand Julia Roberts she gets an F. Period. (please God don't let her die in the next few days).
Niecy Nash. VA-VA-FUCKN-BOOM! All I would change about this look is she needed some bling. Either earrings or a necklace. And that dress must have some super industrial strength cups to hold up those girls of hers. Other than that, Miss Niecy gets a solid B+
Sheryl Lee Ralph. Gotta say, wasn't sure how I felt about this gown, but on camera it was gorgeous! Grade: B+
Elle Fanning. It's a little hard to see the dress because it blends right into her skin color, but it looks like Marie Antoinette went frolicking in the garden and tore her gown on a bramble bush. Grade: B
Anya Joy-Taylor. From the waist up everything is perfection. The hair, the makeup, and that gorgeous necklace. However, I do not want to see anyone's lady parts. This would have been a home run if she'd had a petticoat or lining under that skirt. Grade: B
LOVE LOVE LOVE!!! WINNER WINNER WINNER! Simple, elegant, perfection! Grade: AAA!!!
Another Princess of Hollywood Kate Hudson (hate her) -- This is a pretty gown but I don't like the netting at the bottom of the gown. It makes it look cheap. And her hair looks dirty. Grade: D-
michelle Yeo. Very elegant. Grade: A
Michelle Williams. Michelle ... this is so blah. It misses on glamour, it misses on style, it misses all the way around. Hair and makeup are good, but my advice? When you get home tonight burn that gown. Grade: F-
The phenomenal Angela Bassett. Loved this gown but I did not like the choker necklace. It was all wrong. The gown, however was beautiful. Grade: A-
Eve Hewson. Bono's daughter. She's a beautiful girl and I LOVE this gown. The hair and makeup are gorgeous, and I love the red lip. Grade: A
Rhea Seehorn looks a little too 1980s. The hair and makeup are good. She was on "Better Call Saul" which I LOVED so Rhea is getting an A.
Janelle Monae. A very talented lady but her choice of gown is lacking. I don't like the slits at the hip. If those weren't there I'd give her a C. Didn't love the hair but damn she has a beautiful face. Grade: C
Ladies and Germs Pay Attention. This is the frock you wear when you want to look fat. A baggy dress with (kill me) a belt. Grade: F-
Aubrey Plaza. The top of this gown looks blurry, right? I kept trying to focus but there was no improvement. A dress should not be an optical illusion. Grade: C
That's all folks! See you at the Oscars!
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