KATE HUDSON ...

At least once a year Kate Hudson feels the need to talk shit about her dad.  The latest complaint is that she has a brother and a sister from Bill Hudson's second marriage and she nor her brother have any relationship with their other siblings.  

Kate said in People Magazine:  

"You know what I've been thinking about lately? Dad," she said. "I've been thinking about our sisters that we don't spend any time with and our brother — brothers. We've got four siblings we don't spend any time with."

So Kate ... pick up the phone.  Simple.  Make call.  

In the 1980's and 90's Goldie Hawn was a BIG STAR.  She was very rich and very powerful in Hollywood and according to Bill Hudson, she poisoned his children against him.  It's called parental alienation and it happens all the time.  He'd go over to pick them up and learn that they were in Hawaii with Goldie and Kurt.  And little by little this type of behavior alienates someone from trying and trying to see their kids and instead you get angry and upset and the next thing you know your kids are slowly drifting away from you and then BOOM!  They hate you.  Your ex has all the power and you have none.  And having known enough people with blended families this type of sabotage goes on all the time and it's very sad.  I think Bill Hudson has a whole other side to this story that no one has ever heard and that is because he is not famous like Goldie.  Goldie is FAMOUS.  Bill is not.  So he gets painted as a loser and Goldie and Kurt have the perfect family and Hollywood loves them.  I feel bad for Bill Hudson.  My two cents.  Oh, and Kate ... STOP IT already.  We all know your story.  No need to repeat it over and over ad nauseum.

NEXT ...

Kelly Osborne

 

PLEASE lose the lavender hair.  

SEE!  What did I tell you?  EVERY FREAKING DAY .... 

Elizabeth Hurley in a white bikini bottom and fur coat

Um ... Liz ... you do know that all women have tits, Right?  I mean ... you do know that don't you? 

This is hilarious.  Piers Morgan accused Liz of being THIRSTY and creepy.  

He said: "I just want to apologise to Elizabeth Hurley, I am very sorry - I called her thirsty because the moment the snow came out she took all her clothes off and ran outside to pose topless.

NEXT ...

Well, well, well ... seems Pammy has married AGAIN.  This time to her bodyguard, Dan Hayhurst.  

It's technically Anderson's fifth wedding to four different guys.

She was previously married to Tommy Lee from 1995 to 1998.

Then she married and divorced Kid Rock in 2006.

Then she married producer Rick Solomon twice — in 2007 and 2013. The first ended in annulment.  

It was widely reported that Anderson married businessman Jon Peters, 74, on January 20, 2020 at Shutters Hotel in Santa Monica, California.  Although now Pammy says they were NEVER married.  Um ... okay.  So what was this all about? 

The 'Baywatch' actress said in a statement: "We would be very grateful for your support as we take some time apart to reevaluate what we want from life and from one another."

Twelve days after tying the knot in a hush-hush marriage ceremony in Malibu, Pamela Anderson and Jon Peters have decided to uncouple.

So I guess this was just a bad season of Dallas marriage?

I'll just send my heartfelt condolences now.  

Am I a genius?

So I stumbled upon this very interesting article about high intelligence and the article stated that apparently, there are 20 signs that indicate if you are a person of high intelligence.  They are:  

1.    You took music lessons.  

Do dance lessons count?  If so, I may be a genius.

The article stated that it has been proven that people who have taken music lessons at one point or another tend to have a higher IQ than those who have not. It has also been found that this trend is most notable in children between the ages of four and six.  

There have been numerous studies on the subject, and it has been concluded that learning an instrument can help people interpret and analyze things different rather than those who have never touched an instrument before.

2.    They are the eldest sibling.  

True for me.  Maybe I really am a genius?

3.    They are in shape.  

NOPE.  No need to elaborate.  

4.    They own a cat.  

Very interesting.  I do love critters and I've actually had TWO cats in my lifetime so I guess, based on this point, I could be a genius.  

5.    They experimented with drugs.  

I did experiment, but was not crazy.  Although I can admit that I have ALWAYS been very curious about hallucinogens.  So I guess a bump here and there and a little bit of weed could very well make me a genius.  

Although drugs are dangerous, those with higher intelligence may be more inclined to experiment with drugs in order to satisfy their curiosity.

6.     They are left-handed.  

I am actually ambidextrous.  I write with my right hand and throw with my left.  And I can actually write backwards ... like looking in a mirror.  I think this qualifies me as a genius.

7.    They are tall. 

NOPE.  I'm 5' 2" so ...   

8.    They ask big questions.  

This is definitely me.  I am very curious about many things and yes, I do ask big questions about the universe, mystery, history, religion, what motivates people.  I'm endlessly curious.   

9.    They frequently drink alcohol.  

I LOVE ME MY MARGARITAS!

10.   They started reading at a young age.  

This is definitely true for me.  I've always been a voracious reader and I don't mean Danielle Steel novels.

Those that learn to read at a young age have a huge advantage over those who don’t learn to read until later in life. Reading is one of the best things anyone can do to improve their intelligence, so there is no surprise that there’s a correlation between the two.

11.    They are frequently anxious.  

Shit yeah.   

Those with higher IQs tend to be more anxious than those of lesser intelligence. Smarter people tend to over-analyze situations or become easily troubled with existential questions or worrying about issues and problems that are out of their control.  SO ME!

12.    They have a good sense of humor.  

PLEEZE, I'm HILARIOUS.  Everyone knows that.

13.    They are constantly curious.  

ABSOLUTELY.  Once I become curious about a person or a subject I will devour everything I can get my hands on with regard to that person or subject.  

Curious people tend to be a sign of higher intelligence because it means that somebody isn’t content not knowing things. They want to understand how things work or why things are the way that they are.

14.    They are disorganized.  

Somewhat true.  I cannot work with disorder, but when it comes to my house, though everything LOOKS tidy, all you have to do is open a drawer or cabinet and behold my lack of organizational skills.  

Many very intelligent people tend to have messy desks or rooms, something that’s attributed to having enhanced levels of creativity.

15.    They don't believe in luck.  

Agree.  I AM NOT LUCKY.  Other people are lucky.

Very intelligent people don’t believe in the concept of luck. This is so, because they have a better understanding of how the world works. To them, luck is just the result of hard work, planning, some coincidence, and preparation.

16.    They were breastfed as a baby.  

NOPE.  Strictly the bottle for this gal.  

17.    They're night owls.  

ME ME ME!  I am much better at night.  I have never been a morning person.  

People who stay up late and sleep in later are more likely to be more intelligent than those who have regular sleeping hours. Researchers believe that those who wake up later are less likely to get tired as fast as someone who gets up super early with the help of an alarm clock.

18.    They can be viewed as lazy.  

I AM LAZY.  I do what I have to do because I have to, but I can sit and do nuthin' without feeling any guilt whatsoever.

19.    They aren't easily distracted.  

This depends.  If I am reading something I'm really into I will not hear you speak to me at all.  However, if I'm working on something BORING, yes ... I can easily lose focus.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST ...

20.   They admit what they don't know.  

I have no problem admitting that I don't know something. 

The smartest people are those who have an understanding 

of how much they don't know.  While they may be intelligent, they can admit that they don't know everything, which can make them more humble that most.

So ... how many of you are maybe geniuses?  

I LOVE A MAMA'S BOY ...

SO, I've been watching this reality show called "I Love a Mama's Boy."  This reality show is BEYOND disturbing, but I can't stop watching it.

It is based on The Oedipal complex, also known as the Oedipus complex, which is a term used by Sigmund Freud in his theory of psychosexual stages of development to describe a child's feelings of desire for his or her opposite-sex parent and jealousy and anger toward his or her same-sex parent.  In any event, it is beyond weird.

Don't they look happy?

Here we have the mother from Hell, Laila.  Son Shekeb and girlfriend Emily.  Emily is very sweet and tries super hard to get this bitch to like her and Shekeb seems to be a nice enough guy but he is scared shitless of his mother, who honestly, if she were my mother, I would have no relationship with her as she is the most toxic human being I've ever seen.  EVIL is not too strong a word to describe Laila.  This couple have been dating for three years and if Emily were my daughter I would tell her to find a MAN and forget this douche!  And then I'd tell her to kick Laila in the balls because she's the one that has them because her son obviously doesn't!

Mom Annette, son Justin, and fiancee Justina.  

Ok these two are beyond bizarre.  I really think this lady is literally IN LOVE with her son.  The camera follows them as mom and son go "on a date" and get a couples massage while they HOLD HANDS. The girls doing the massaging keep looking at each other like WTF?  The point of this "mother and son date" was so that Justin could break it to his mother that he and his fiancee will be moving across the country for his job.  Mom Annette does not like this one bit and tells him so and Justin basically just squirms.      

As for Justina, she is as sweet can be but I have no idea what she sees in this weirdo.  I do think that things might work out for them if they do, in fact move 3,000 miles away from his nutcase mother.  

Mom Kelly, son Matt and girlfriend Kimberly.

This mother and son are almost as weird as Annette and Justin.  They kind of act more like brother and sister than mother and son.  Mom Kelley has every intention of inserting herself between her son and his girlfriend until infinity, meaning ... SHE IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE.  She is extremely immature and a major pain in the ass and her son Matt goes along with EVERYTHING she says.  He makes excuses for her, and then tells his girlfriend that he will NEVER ever tell his mother to back off.  I can tell that Kimberly is getting sick and tired of this bullshit and is going to ditch this mama's boy and I say GOOD FOR HER!  The sooner the better!

Liz, Mike and Stephanie.

This mom is a health fanatic and literally makes her son healthy meals for every day of the week that she brings to his apartment in cute little Tupperware containers.  Then, since she's already in his apartment (she has a key) she picks up the clutter and vacuums.  Then she has the nerve to tell the girlfriend that Mike is learning bad habits from her. My take:   

(1) Mom is a good looking lady who seriously needs to get herself laid; and 

(2) Needs to find herself a man to cook and clean for instead of babying her adult son.

With that said, who knows what will happen, love being blind and all ... all I can say is each and every one of these mothers are bizarrely attached to their sons and I mean that in the most twisted, Norman Bates kind of way.  JEEZ.