Alicia Keyes ... I know you're on this natural kick but I don't like it. WEAR MAKEUP!!!
Ashlee Simpson - WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!
Cardi B - A daffodil or a clam. Take your pick. Both are stupid.
Fantasia Barrino - Bjork in reverse.
Bjork
Lady GaGa - Cheap looking glamour with TERRIBLE hair. I've seen better dresses at a Quincinera.
PEOPLE WHO SHOULD BE BANNED FROM THE RED CARPET
Heidi Klum!
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Janelle Monae - live from Saturn ...
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J-LO - NO.
Katy Perry - Put a shade on her and she'd look like a lamp.
Kylie Jenner - You know that game you play at every bridal shower you've ever been to in life where you have to design a wedding dress made from toilet paper?
Toni Braxton - I don't think Toni knows we can all see her cookie.
NOW THE 2019 BAFTAS ...
CLAIRE FOY - LOVELY, FEMININE, BEAUTIFUL - WINNER WINNER WINNER!!
Lily Collins - ALWAYS nails it! WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!
Mary J. Blige - make up your mind. Is it a dress, a pantsuit, a gown?
Margot Robbie - Usually nails it but this is a mess.
Melissa McCarthy looking quite beautiful!
Michelle Yeoh - lovely.
The Royals ...
Rachel Weiss - INCREDIBLE actress. Fashionista? Not so much.
Salma Hayek channeling Cleopatra.
And last but not least, my boyfriend Viggo Mortensen - VERY DAPPER!
Cate Blanchett - LOVE!
REMEMBER! OSCAR NIGHT IS FEBRUARY 24, 2019!!
I don’t have one of these today but, here goes …
ReplyDeleteAlicia Keys. Meh. As a host and for her “fashion.”
Ashlee looks fun. Even lip-syncing the wrong song would work in this outfit.
Cardi B. She gets points for bringing fash-shun!
Fantasia. Bargain bin boring.
Gaga looks like she wore the aluminum foal tent I used on m y Thanksgiving turkey. And the hair? Maybe she wants to be seen as a serious “actress” and so she left the drama at home?
Heidi. I kinda like the dramatic shoulder but not on a mini-dress. Plus, I kept thinking about the people sitting next to her.
Janelle Monae; same issue as Heidi, though I loved the hat and what she wore onstage.
JLo. She stole Gaga’s Joanne Hat and paired it with a stupid dress. I mean, it looks like Old Lady Prom.
Katy Perry—who sang terribly last night—looks like a character from a Seuss book that was scrubbed before publication.
Kylie Jenner. You.Nailed.It. A hot, boring, try-too-hard mess.
Toni is still trying to prove she’s relevant and she fails every time. She looks like someone who tried to sneak into the show.
Claire Foy is so beautiful, but the dress is a little dull. It looks like something she stole from The Queen.
Lilly Collins looks glorious. That’s how you dress and do your face and hair! Brazilliant!
Mary J. Blige. She sings good. That’s all.
Margot Robbie. Red Bull gives you wings and makes you pick a hideous gown!
Melissa McCarthy looks simple, chic, elegant and very pretty.
Michelle Yeoh is giving me English Hotel draperies.
The Royals looks like they’re renewing their vows.
Rachel Weiss looks like she’s channeling Scarlett O’Hara. Badly.
Salma Hayek. Why is she there, and does Norma Desmond know she stole her headpiece and lizard pin?
Viggo. Dapper suits him.
Cate Blanchett looks gorgeous, as always, and I love the dark hair.
I LOVE YOU!!!
DeleteJFC! the only best dressed was your boyfriend (and the royals)! the rest of them look like hos!
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