2018 Emmys Best and Worst ...

OK.  First of all, why the hell did they broadcast this on a Monday?  No pre-show?  No red carpet?  Everyone is still at work!  Stupid, stupid idea.

Whatever ... let's get started.

Sarah Silverman.  Pretty dress but it adds weight to her.  Grade:  C-

Penelope Cruz.  LOVE HER!  Gorgeous!  Always brings it!  Grade:  A

p.s.  Almost EVERYONE wore white on the red carpet.

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My BFF Allison Janey.  LOVE HER!  Saw her live and in person at a local restaurant in PICO RIVERA!  Yeah!  And she graciously took a picture with me and my BFF Laura.  LOVE HER!  GRADE:  A

Beautiful ball gown.  Looks like a starry, starry night.   Grade:  A

I'm not feeling this gown and Christy Tiegen is quickly replacing Heidi Klum by being EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME and all she did was marry John Legend.  Grade:  F

Claire Foy looking quite beautiful but one of her chanclas is missing its sparklies.  Grade:  A-

Elizabeth Moss.  Uh .... you're at the Emmy's .... not a wedding.  Shoes do not match.  Dress leaves much to be desired.  Hair is blah.  You're very pretty.  But your look isn't.  Grade:  D

Evan Rachel Wood.  Incredibly chic!  She always brings it.  Makeup - beautiful!  Grade:  A+

Heidi Fuckin' Klum.  Shows up to anything.  She annoys the shit outta me.  Grade:  F-

Don't know who she is (sorry), but I'm loving this beautiful, ethereal blue with pants and chiffon panels.  Grade:  A

 Jessica Biel looking quite lovely in white.  Grade:  A

I think her hair and makeup are beautiful.  This color looks beautiful on her.  Not my favorite dress, but on her it works.  Grade:  A

Kate McKinnon.  I gotta be honest, the dress is ok, but her hair and makeup look a little trashy?  Agree?  Grade:  B-

Kerri Russell .... beautiful woman.  I once saw her downtown when she was on Felicity and she looked like a 12 year old.  Very pretty, very petite.  I love this but I wish it was a gown.  Not feeling the peek-a-boo legs.  Grade:  A

Kristin Bell looking PERFECT.  Gorgeous in white. Grade:  A+

Kristin Cavalleri.  I am not a fan of long / short look.  Make it one or the other!  This should have been long.  The hair?  Looks like a spider's nest.  HATE IT.  Grade:  C-

Laura Dern in Industrial Chic ... Grade:  D-

I loved this look.  Don't know who she is but she's getting a B because I didn't like the earrings.



Mandy Moore.  Love her, hate the dress.  It makes her look lumpy and the color is AWFUL.  Grade D-



Maya Rudolf.  Funny lady in a funny dress.  Sorry. This looks like something she found in her grandmother's attic.  Grade: F-

Nancy O'Dell.  Hon ... aren't you like in your 50's now?  Time to stop looking like a pageant contestant.  Grade:  D

 Don't know who she is but she sure is pretty!  Love this look!  Grade:  A

Very pretty in red.  Love the hair/makeup/jewels.  Perfect!  Grade:  A



Damn I forget her name.  But it doesn't matter because this is a big, fat NO.  Grade: F

 A very chic gown for sure, but hon .... ever heard of dry shampoo?  Grade: C-



Sandra Oh.  LOVE this look.  She is really fantastic.  I saw the series she was nominated for "Killing Eve" .... AMAZING!  If you haven't seen it, you should.  It's really funny, and intense at the sametime.  Grade:  B

Sarah Paulson looking tres chic but I honestly do not like that bodice.  Grade: B

Love Taraji HATE the dress.  A mess of busy fabric thrown onto her body like a shower curtain.  Grade:  F-

Tiffany Hadish.  I HATE PRIMARY COLORS!!!!  Grade: F



Tracee Ellis Ross in an ugly bubble-gum pink wrinkly mess.  Grade:  F