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 John Stamos looking very George Clooney.  Without a doubt, the best looking man on the Red Carpet.

Grade:  A

 Meghan Trainor.  Mhmmm ... very 1980's.  Grade:  C

Kiki Palmer - Very cute and sexy.  Not feeling the puddle hem.  Grade:  B-

Who is this?  She's really pretty.  As for her look ... sort of an edgy Heidi.  Grade:  B

I don't know who this is but this dress is horrible.  All that's missing is her bonnet and basket of flowers.  Grade:  F-

Another pretty girl I don't know.  Gorgeous girl, pretty dress but the palettes are a little too big.  Grade:  B

Carly Rae Jepson channeling Joan Jett.  Too much black.  Black hair/black eyeliner/black leather.  Grade:  F-

Sorry.  Don't know her.  Dress is nice I guess, but I'm growing tired of the sheer skirt.  Grade:  B-

Yeah.  Don't know her either.  Beautiful outfit, very 1970's.  But an orange clutch and pink shoes.  No.  Grade:  B-

 Like the dress and the shoes but the hair looks a tad severe.  Grade: B-

 Let me tell you what I LOVE about this ensemble ... she has pink shoes!  She matches!  She's not going with emerald green pumps for pop ... Grade:  A

This lady looks like Mary Hartley.  Very 1970's.  Grade:  C-

Don't know her name but this gal is BEAUTIFUL!

OK.  I actually know who this is ... Rene Olmstead.  FANTASTIC JAZZ SINGER.  Truly talented. She's a beautiful girl and I like the dress but the shoes are ALL WRONG.  The skirt could be a little longer and the shoes could have been strappy.  That would have made for an overall great look.  Grade:  A-

Christina Millian .... It's NOT EASTER.  TOO much lavendar.  Grade:  F-

 Marcia Gay Harden.  Lovely.  Classy.  Grade:  A+

Adorable girl.  I love this outfit but the pants are too long. Grade:  A-

 DUDE!  Put on a suit!  OMG you're at an award show!!  Grade:  F- MINUS

Claire ... for the love of God GET A STYLIST!!!  Grade:  F- MINUS!  Girlfriend your hips look GIGANTIC.

 Julianne Hough ... BEAUTIFUL.  Grade:  A+

Kate Hudson ALWAYS wears white.  This is perfection to me. Grade:  A

Lisa Vanderpump.  VA-VA-VOOM.  OK - the hair leaves a bit to be desired a blingy clutch would have gone much better than this PURSE.  
 Amber Valletta - gorgeous however the shoes are ALL WRONG.  And the hair could look a little better.  Grade:  B-


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