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 John Stamos looking very George Clooney.  Without a doubt, the best looking man on the Red Carpet.

Grade:  A

 Meghan Trainor.  Mhmmm ... very 1980's.  Grade:  C

Kiki Palmer - Very cute and sexy.  Not feeling the puddle hem.  Grade:  B-

Who is this?  She's really pretty.  As for her look ... sort of an edgy Heidi.  Grade:  B

I don't know who this is but this dress is horrible.  All that's missing is her bonnet and basket of flowers.  Grade:  F-

Another pretty girl I don't know.  Gorgeous girl, pretty dress but the palettes are a little too big.  Grade:  B

Carly Rae Jepson channeling Joan Jett.  Too much black.  Black hair/black eyeliner/black leather.  Grade:  F-

Sorry.  Don't know her.  Dress is nice I guess, but I'm growing tired of the sheer skirt.  Grade:  B-

Yeah.  Don't know her either.  Beautiful outfit, very 1970's.  But an orange clutch and pink shoes.  No.  Grade:  B-

 Like the dress and the shoes but the hair looks a tad severe.  Grade: B-

 Let me tell you what I LOVE about this ensemble ... she has pink shoes!  She matches!  She's not going with emerald green pumps for pop ... Grade:  A

This lady looks like Mary Hartley.  Very 1970's.  Grade:  C-

Don't know her name but this gal is BEAUTIFUL!

OK.  I actually know who this is ... Rene Olmstead.  FANTASTIC JAZZ SINGER.  Truly talented. She's a beautiful girl and I like the dress but the shoes are ALL WRONG.  The skirt could be a little longer and the shoes could have been strappy.  That would have made for an overall great look.  Grade:  A-

Christina Millian .... It's NOT EASTER.  TOO much lavendar.  Grade:  F-

 Marcia Gay Harden.  Lovely.  Classy.  Grade:  A+

Adorable girl.  I love this outfit but the pants are too long. Grade:  A-

 DUDE!  Put on a suit!  OMG you're at an award show!!  Grade:  F- MINUS

Claire ... for the love of God GET A STYLIST!!!  Grade:  F- MINUS!  Girlfriend your hips look GIGANTIC.

 Julianne Hough ... BEAUTIFUL.  Grade:  A+

Kate Hudson ALWAYS wears white.  This is perfection to me. Grade:  A

Lisa Vanderpump.  VA-VA-VOOM.  OK - the hair leaves a bit to be desired a blingy clutch would have gone much better than this PURSE.  
 Amber Valletta - gorgeous however the shoes are ALL WRONG.  And the hair could look a little better.  Grade:  B-


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An Ode to Viggo
Who knows where or when my love for you began it took me by surprise and filled up my whole life
Some laughed and called me mad but I knew that was sad for love cannot be mocked and Viggo, my world rocked
I've seen his every film, his songs, his poems and still I love him more each day and that's how it will stay  for in my dreams he lives
Each step through ether's door we meet forever more and so shall it remain until my life should wane
- Signed Debbie Nunez Mortensen :) (yes, I know I'm weird)


Danny has this disgusting habit of brushing his teeth and then rinsing his toothbrush and leaving it ALL WET in the toothbrush thing.  (See photo below.  A roll of toilet paper he sets on the counter like a cup and then sticks his toothbrush in the middle of it) ... what a genius huh?

The point?  Adisgusting, wet toothbrush will collect bacteria and mosquitoes and it's disgusting and filthy.  It drives me crazy.  Does he stop?  NO.  

What you're supposed to do is brush, rinse with HOT water and then DRY THE BRUSH THOROUGHLY ... THEN put it in the toothbrush thing.  IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

And how hard is it to take the yogurt OUT of the plastic bag?

God forbid he break a sweat. 

 Also, he never EVER closes a drawer, a cabinet, or a door ... EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you HATE when your husband makes hamburgers ...

*sigh* ... my life.


Well, for some unknown reason I was unable to get E! Live on the Red Carpet!  I called the cable company, I unplugged the t.v. to reboot it ... NOTHING.  SO, I had to go with Channel 7's coverage which is NOT NEARLY AS IN DEPTH as E!  Needless to say Mama was pissed. 

So, with that in mind ... let's get started!

Alicia Vikander.  Beautiful!  She looks very young and sweet and elegant.  Love the color of this gown .... Grade:  A

Jennifer Lawrence.  BEAUTIFUL!  Love the hair, love the make up, love the the gown.  WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!  Grade:  A++

Brie Larson.  I'm not really feeling this gown.  The color is beautiful but the belt and the bling and the ruffles and the pleats ... there's a lot going on here.  Grade:  C

Nice guy Dave Grohl and wife.  Class Couple!  Love her dress and earrings ... very pretty. Dave .... it's the ACADEMY AWARDS .... a traditional tux would have worked much better and you would have looked SO HANDSOME.  Wife Grade:  A, Dave's Grade:…