THE DONALD VS. MEGAN

 

Dear Donald: 

First you talk smack about El Chapo and now you tweet a misogynistic message about Megan Kelly.  Perhaps if someone had tweeted the same ugly words about your daughter Ivanka bleeding out of her various orifices, specifically her "lady" orifice, it might have made a difference in how you perceive misogynistic put-downs. There is a whole laundry list of ridiculous quotes you have uttered over the years and to think for one second that you have the credentials, intelligence, experience, and diplomacy to hold the highest office in the land well, you know it as well as I do, it's laughable. Come on Donald ... you're not a serious candidate. You never have been and you know it. What is it that you want? Just tell us. More seasons of The Apprentice?  For The Miss Universe association to un-fire you?  What?  Just tell us.  Tell us and we will really try to obtain it for you so you can go away and quit embarrassing yourself and us. 

You've become quite tiring.  You have said nothing about what it is that you will do for the nation.  You have no plans, no strategy, no nothing. All you talk about is how freaking rich you are and how you are not politically correct.  Donald ... we can see that.  You aren't politically correct.  You also aren't PRESIDENTIAL.