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WEEK IN REVIEW ....

Saw this headline in Huffington Post.  Just in case any of you are unaware there is a terrible discriminatory practice going round ...

PERIOD SHAMING ...

This brave gal in the middle had trained for months to run this marathon and then ... SHE GOT HER PERIOD.  What to do?  What to do?  She didn't want to run wearing a tampon or a pad so she just decided to make a point against "period shaming" and decided to run the marathon anyway and let the blood flow free.  

REALLY YOU IDIOT?!  PERIOD SHAMING??  JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY YOU MORON NO ONE WOULD KNOW YOU WERE ON YOUR PERIOD IF YOU WORE A FREAKING TAMPON!


                             Everybody wants to be a spokesperson!


NEXT ...

Sharon Stone has gone and done it again.  Posed nude.  


In the article she says .... 

"I'm aware that my ass looks like a bag of flapjacks, but I'm not trying to be the best-looking broad in the world. At a certain point you start asking yourself, 'What really is sexy?' It's not just the elevation of your boobs. It's being present and having fun and liking yourself enough to like the person that's with you. If I believed that sexy was trying to be who I was when I did Basic Instinct, then we'd all be having a hard day today"

Dear Sharon, 

You absolutely KNOW that your ass does NOT look like a bag of flapjacks.  MY ass looks like a bag of flapjacks.  And please be honest.  "Being Present," etc., does not make one "sexy" ... I'm very present and I look like a busted can of biscuits.  Please stop trying to "help" ... you are not one of us.  You only make the rest of us feel suicidal.  Stop it.  Stop it right now.

Thank you.



Comments

  1. Shame is what separates us from the apes for Christ sake!
    And I'd like to see that un-airbrushed version of that picture. I think Oprah should do a whole magazine dedicated to and featuring Biscuit Women.
    It's no wonder we all feel so damn bad about ourselves.
    I actually have more respect for the period girl.

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  2. THANK YOU!!! Sharon Stone needs to seriously get over herself.

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  3. I love Sharon Stone, but lately she's been playing that 'I'm old and don't look so hot' card so people can say, 'Oh Sharon you're gorgeous.'

    Step down Sharon, the jig is up.

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