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OH. EM. GEE.

Kim Kartrashinan is pregnant with Kanye's spawn.

1.  Her ASS is going to get so big it will need its own zip code.


This is NOT normal.  She may have to deliver this kid anally.


2.  I hope the baby doesn't get his chin.

3.  Two narcissists who are in love with each other (she with herself, he with himself)

4.  Strategically waiting to make this glorious announcement - New Years Eve ... because Kimye knows how much we, the little people, look forward to their farts and shit.  (I bet if Kris Jenner would find a way to bottle Kim's farts she would, and then everyone on earth would rush to their local department store to purchase it).

4.  A new reality show awaits.

Dear GOD, help us.

Comments

  1. That child will be marketed and whored out for all its worth.
    For Kim and Kanye, it's not a child, but a dollar sign.

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  2. I don't care for him and she's a media whore. I feel sorry for the child.

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  3. This is going to be THE longest pregnancy EVER!

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  4. Ugh! The worst part is, this means they're not going away anytime soon. (Thank you, Paris Hilton.)

    To begin with, I don't know why she's anybody. Beyond that, how is anybody 5'2" with an ass that size considered to be attractive? And you KNOW what pregnancy is going to do to her!

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    1. Yeah ... she'll probably have to deliver that kid anally.

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