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THE "FROM VENTING TO VIGGO" DOUCHE AWARDS

WOMEN NEED TO RUN THE WORLD DAMMIT!!!!

Case in point ... DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN (the dickwad above)

FACT: A woman would never, EVER jump out of a hotel bathroom stark naked and demand a man perform oral sex on her. We only do that in fantasies. Powerful men of the world need to take a step back, take a deep breath, and own the fact that they are IDIOTS (a stupid person with the mental age below three years who just discovered his pee-pee).

DOUCHE AWARD NO. 1 GOES TO DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN. Front-runner for the Presidency of France and A RAPIST. (AHHHHH, I love when the mighty fall).


DOUCHE AWARD NO. 2 GOES TO:
AHNOLD (aka The Sperminator). WHAT A DOUCHE!


It has always, ALWAYS amazed me when grown women get knocked up (accidentally on purpose) AND when a gown man with so much to lose does NOT PUT ON A F*&#ing RAINCOAT! AMAZING.






And last but not least, ...

DOUCHE AWARD NO. 3 GOES TO THE DONALD ... JUST FOR BEING A TURD.

(I KNEW you weren't going to run for president you IDIOT. Yanking everyone's chain until you found out the stupid Apprentice would be renewed for another season.) UGH.


Thhhhhat's all folks. Anymore and I'd have to put a bullet in my brain.

Comments

  1. You couldn't make that stuff up! They're an embarrassment to all the good men out there.

    All six of them.

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  2. DOUCHE AWARDS! SOME ONE PLEASE FLUSH!

    "CHARCTER IS WHAT WE DO WHEN WE THINK NO ONE ELSE IS LOOKING"!

    FLUSH PLEASE, FLUSH!

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  3. I guess because he is/was the head of the worlds most corrupt banking organization, he thought normal rules of human decency didn't apply.

    Arnold is still acting, acting like he is sorry.

    Trump found out everybody really really doesn't like him and he was afraid to admit he is not a billionaire!

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  4. Debbie,
    No one reports the scandalous worms like you do.

    The French guy: maybe he's compensating for a name like Dominique. Come to think of it, doesn't that mean "Lord"? Maybe as god, he thinks he has the right to take any woman he likes.

    About Arnold: He's supposed to be coming out with a TV cartoon called "The Governator." Some people say it should be renamed "The Spermanator."

    About Donald: Don't you think he's better where he is? As the star of a show that teaches, character be damned; it's winning at any cost that counts? Just what we need more of in the world.

    I know: "I'm fired!"

    Ruben
    P.S., Debbie, you might like my latest post on Rattus Scribus
    http://rattusscribus.blogspot.com/

    I had to revive that blog. It's just too much fun.

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  5. DEBBIE DEAREST!!!!! Thank you for visiting and Ruben was telling me about your awards....I agree with ya!!!! Oh how are you gorgeous???? I can hardly keep up these days!!! Life is good, busy but cannot complain! GOTTA GO...Ruben is calling me!!! Anita

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  6. For some unknown reason....some women actually WANT to sleep with these men!! UGH! GROSS!! BARF!!!

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