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THE HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY ARE BAAAAAACK!

OK ... usually you have to wait until the end of the season for a big assed cat fight but not with the gals from New Jersey. (It kind of reminded me of my cousin's wedding in 1972 ... ) with that said let me set it up for you. Theresa's brother Joe hates Theresa's husband Joe. Theresa's husband Joe hates Theresa's brother Joe (can you say TOO MANY JOE'S???) Theresa hates her brother's wife Melissa and Melissa hate's Theresa. Melissa's sister Lysa hates Theresa and Theresa hates her back. Finally, Theresa and her brother hate each other. It's a virtual fuckfest of hatred. That's all. I gotta go load my revolver now ...

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  1. I just read about them! Teresa's brother called her "garbage" and that's when the fight started!

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  2. Wow.. it does sound like our cousin's wedding.
    Sister-Friend

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  3. Can u believe that!!!They are family!...especially the brother, calling the sister garbage!...OMG...Who does that???

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  4. Maybe it's just me but "Housewives" doesn't seem a good title for this show, which I have never seen. But from what you tell me, a title like "Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers" might fit better. Unfortunately, that title has already been taken.

    What's up Deb?
    Ruben

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  5. whos wedding in 72 ?

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