2023 Met Gala ...

 Now THIS is how you do it!  Idris Elba YOWZA!!!! and wife Sabrina.  Sexy, beautiful, and on point.  Grade:  A+

Adorable Jenny Ortega.  Young and hip.  Love it!  Grade:  A+

Pedro Pascal.  I know he's currently a sex symbol but not in this getup.  And P.S. You could have groomed your scraggly facial hair.  Grade:  D for DUMB.

Gigi Hadid.  Love it!  Beautiful and sexy.  Her hair, the pearls the sexy black hose!  WINNER WINNER WINNER!!! .  Grade:  A+

Cardi B doing Cardi B in a Barbie World.  Grade:  C - for best Cartoon.      

Marc Jacobs and Paris Hilton in leather.  Marc channeling Alfalfa with a beard.  Is it just me or does she look like she just had sex?  In other words, CHEAP.  

Here she is, Kim Kardashian dripping in faux pearls and diamonds.  Question:  IF you're going to swathe yourself in pearls why didn't you finish the look?  America does not want to see your Spanx.  Grade:  B- for bearing her undergarment.

Anne Hathaway.  Wasn't the theme an homage to Karl Lagerfeld?  If so, why is she wearing gold safety pins?  That was Gucci, wasn't it?  I do love the look, love the hair, love the makeup.  Is that a jacket she's holding?  Even though it's off-theme.  Grade:  A

Aubrey Plaza.  DAMN!!!   Love the black, love the white, love the gloves, love the hair, love the makeup, love everything.  Grade:  A+  WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!

Elle Fanning.  Little Black Riding Hood.  Grade:  C

Yung Miami.  I don't even know what to say about this creation.

Tems.  This is amazing!  I swear to god I LOVE black and white!  So chic!  Grade:  A+

Madelyn Cline.  EXQUISITE!  PERFECTION!  WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!  Grade:  A+

Olivia Rodrigo.  Perfection!  WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!  Grade:  A+

Teyana Taylor.  Tres Chic!  Another WINNER!  Grade:  A+

Erykah Badu.  She's missing the entire Red Carpet!  

 

Very chic!  Grade:  A

Stella McCartney.  Love the legs, not the jacket.  Grade:  C-

Jennifer Lopez.  What can I say?  The bitch always brings it.

The hat is all wrong and I don't like seeing so much skin.    Grade:  B

Discuss amongst yourselves

Viola Davis and husband Julian.  Beautiful couple.

OMG!!!!!  BEAUTIFUL!  LOVE IT!  GORGEOUS!  WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!

Very Chanel-ish.  Chic and on point.  Grade:  A

I would have loved this more if her dress was pink or white.  Boyfriend should be wearing a white shirt, NOT BLUE.  Grade:  C-

Cara Delevinge ... I'm kind of loving this.  Grade:  A

Janelle Monae.  No.

Kylie.  All that's missing is the headpiece.

Michelle Yeoh.  VERY ELEGANT!  Grade:  A

Kendall ... not feeling it.  Like the top, not the legs and boots.  She doesn't look finished.  Grade:  C

Mindy Kaling looks quite beautiful.  Grade:  A

WOW!  Very handsome!  Grade:  A  

Brooklyn Beckham and wife Nicole Peltz Beckham.  GORGEOUS COUPLE!  Love his suit, love her gown, very elegant and chic.  Grade:  A+

Gorgeous!!!

Florence Pugh.  Only a woman with a very beautiful face can pull off this buzz cut.  It looks amazing on her.  Not really feeling the gown and that head piece is a bit much.  Grade:  C

Cristina Ricci - LOVE!  WINNER WINNER WINNER!  Funky shoes though.  Grade:  A

Jared Leto.  And to think I used to be madly in love with him.  Ay yi yi.  He looks like Herod Antipas.

WTF????

YOWZA!  I want him.  

Vera Wang.  Vera needs to eat something.

Beautiful and feminine.  Grade:  A+

Beautiful Salma.  What's with the plastic??  Lose the pearls and I'll give you a B-

Naomi.

Margaret Qualley.  

1.  If you're going to show your legs make sure they're pretty. 

2.  If they're not pretty, please get a spray tan.

Emily Blunt.  In my book she does no wrong.  This is perfection!  Grade:  AAA WINNER WINNER WINNER

 

TALK ABOUT GREAT TITS.

The Ice Queen and Bill Nighy looking mighty dapper.

I guess it's okay if you want to look like a lamp.

Awww .... look.  She made it all by herself.

Tres Chic!

Emily Ratlady ... I'm shocked!  No nipples?  No ladyparts?  I almost didn't recognize her.

Dua Lipa.  PERFECTION!  Grade:  A!

Penelope Cruz.  Nailed it!

OMG MY EYES MY EYES!!!

Well folks, there were so many beautiful people and beautiful gowns that I may have to continue this tomorrow.  Let me know your thoughts!

Until then ...

SMOOCHES!