Olivia Coleman. AN ACTING MONSTER!! If you haven't seen it, hurry and catch "The Lost Daughter." Man what a movie. Dakota Johnson was also in this film and also gave a great performance. As for the gown, not my favorite of the evening, but she is so incredible I'm giving her an A.
.Miss Lupita Nyong'o ALWAYS nails it. I find her absolutely adorable. Grade: A
Jessica Chastain. Glad she won for Tammy Faye, but I was so upset she did not get an Emmy nomination for "Scenes from a Marriage" -- she was PHENOMENAL in that role. I LOVE this gown! It goes with her coloring. Absolutely beautiful. Grade: AAA+++ WINNER WINNER WINNER!
OK. I'm old and I don't know who this is but I LOVE LOVE LOVE the gown. She is perfection! Grade: AAA+++ WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!
H.E.R. I don't like it. It looks like it's not finished.
Grade: F
Kristin Stewart. Mhmmm. I guess you could consider this cutting edge. Maybe at the Grammy's, but not the Oscars. On second thought, after that slap, ANYTHING goes now. Grade: B-
Lily James, Cinderella herself looking very Cinderella-ish and very pretty in pink. Grade: AUH. This looks like an oversized piece of architecture with an actual door-knocker on the left sleeve. Who in the world dressed you? Grade: D
Nicole Kidman. JUST ONCE I'd like to see Nicole in a nude or pink lip. I'm so done with this red. CHANGE IT UP A LITTLE JEEZ!! Dress: Very 1950's. Not loving the points at the breast. Peplum is ok, I guess. She kinda looks like a pencil. Grade: C-
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. He is kind of my new Viggo. He's an incredible actor. Not feeling this white tux though P.S. If you want to see a REALLY good movie you need to rent "Shot Caller" INCREDIBLE. Nik gets an A for his gorgeous face and a D- for his funky tux.
So apparently, Serena is wearing a custom-made Gucci gown, but just between you and me it looks like she bought it off-the-rack at Charlotte Russe. Just sayin' Grade: D-
Totally LOVED this red tux! Grade: AAA+++ WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!
ADORABLE Timothy Chalamet. Grade: A
The other Miss Williams. I can't be certain, but I think she put this on backwards. The tits were obviously out this year. Grade: D
Wesley Snipes is not looking well.
Miss Zendaya! Girl ALWAYS brings it! This is a winner for sure! Love the cropped shirt and the sequined skirt. She is adorable! Grade: AAA+++ WINNER WINNER WINNER!!!
Zoe Kravitz once again channeling Audrey Hepburn. Grade: B+
Ariana Debose. LOVED the pants! BUT, the bra could have fit a lot better. Grade: A
Penelope Cruz - LOVE!
TITS ON PARADE:
a little slippage ...
and that's all she wrote folks.
UNTIL next year ... maybe.
ACTUALLY, I'm going to post some after party pics. I'm sure you'll agree that lots of these stars should have worn their "after party frock" to the Oscars instead of what they wore.
Zendaya is the definition of COOL
Kristin should have worn this to the Awards show instead of those shorts.
An actual blue beluga whale!
MUCH BETTER.WHAT tha fuck? Norma Desmond goes cycling chic?
Still decided to go with a bag/gown. Whatever.
Are you as tired of the Morticia locks as I am? Olivia should have worn this to the award show. Not the silver.
Another instance where she should have worn this to the award show.And here too. Very chic.
And THAT'S all she wrote!
You know me, I did mine … but I will make a few comments.
ReplyDeleteOlivia shines. That’s all.
Lupita stuns.
Jessica Chastain looks like Superhero Ball Gown with Effing Ruffles.
That unknown girl? Meh.
H.E.R. Love. Color and style.
Kristen Stewart. Wash your hair. And het a new stylist.
Lily James. It’s cute and fragile and then she wears those clunky shoes.
Maggie, as I said, looks like she got cabinet hardware at Lowes and glued it to her dress.
Nicki Kidman. Love. I think she was paying homage to Lucy with the dress and the lip and I was there for it.
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau’s pants don’t fit; too tight and not in the right places.
Serena is an old lady dress.
Simu’s red tuxedo was gorgeous.
Timothée Chalamet “rocke’n’rolled” it.
Venus. No. Just no.
Wesley should have stayed home.
Zendaya. Yes, ma’am, this is it.
Zoe nailed Audrey.
Ariana DeBose looked cool calm and collected; love.
Penelope Cruz won me over this year.
Tracee did have the girls almost all the way out, and the dress looked better when she put on the wrap.
Hailey Bieber looks like the dress doesn’t fit, or it’s on sideways.
Zendaya. Damn. Damn. Damn, gurl.
Kristen looks bored, and she bores me. Stay home if you at least pretend to have fun; I mean, you’re an actress, or so you say, so act like you’re having fun.
Kim Kardastrophe can try as hard as she wants but she is never gonna make the “gloves match the dress” thing happen. It juts looks like she’s hiding a skin condition.
Ciara looks okay.
Ariana looks stunning and fun!
Dakota Johnson looks like she wants to be Cher but she used three times as much fabric.
Anya Taylor-Joy. No Joy.
Serena couldn’t look more uncomfortable.
Tessa Thompson. Shorts and Cowl Neck. Sashay, away.
Halsey. Forgot her pole.
Hailee Steinfeld. Cute, that’s all.
Billie. Stop already, your look is getting old.
Lourdes Leon, Why the long face? Cuz you know you’re only there because of your mama?
Kendall. Meh.
Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker. Morticia and Gomez.
Jessica should have worn this to the ceremony. It’s gorgeous.
Emily Gibberishkowski. Why is she there?
Olivia still shines.
Alexandra Daddario. Kinda harsh and severe.
Rota Oro no she bettah don’t.
Emilia Jones. How is she gonna tent the Christmas goose now that she used all the tin foil?
Diane Lane in a dress that makes her look like Diane Ten Miles of Hard Road.
Marlee. Much better than that dated red dress.
Maggie. It’s okay, but her style always seems too Try Hard.
Elsa Hosk. WHY GODDESS WHY??
That’s all!
Loved your coverage and loved that you left The Smiths out.