THE HOUSEWIVES ...

Beverly Hills ...

because nothing says RICH like wearing Louis Vuitton from head to toe ...

Obviously, Dorit has never heard the saying "less is more."

Sutton ... uh hun ... your bow looks like a pussy cat is taking a nap on your chest.    

Here we have the newest Housewife Crystal ... isn't she pretty?

She's married to a big ol director and she and Sutton have been beating an issue to death.  Sutton accidentally walked in on Crystal while she changing and saw her naked!  Needless to say, Crystal felt violated.  That word was a bit strong if you ask me, but now it is the running theme for the entire season.  

As you may know, Kyle's sister, Kathy Hilton, is now on the Housewives, and all I can say is ... she's really dumb.  A real ditz.  And her facelift?  Let's just say if I were her I'd be pursuing litigation right now.  Please see photo below:  Eyes are not even and askew, nostrils are difference sizes, and though she is not smiling in this picture but smile is crooked.  Just sayin'.

NEXT ...

Another reality show I've been watching is "Family Karma."  

I really like it.  It shows that no matter what your ethnicity, if you're born here you're "AMERICAN".  Period.  I totally identify.  They have the same family issues, disagreements, fights, they party and drink, and do stupid things, etc.  

Last night's episode was particularly special because one of the characters, Amrit, was finally going to come out to his grandmother, whom he ADORES.  He was so afraid she would reject him, but it was more important to him that he be honest with her because he plans to marry his partner.

His AMAZING parents are wonderful people who have accepted this and love both their son and his partner and are looking forward to the marriage.  Coming out in any family is DIFFICULT, but in a Latin, or Indian family, any culture where machismo is paramount, it is even more so.  

Grandma was of course, surprised.  Said she didn't like it.  But if he's happy, she's happy.

As Amrit stated, "this is life" when you are gay.  Baby steps.  People are confused, unhappy, don't understand, but eventually, they get to acceptance and love.  

SO, CONGRATS YOU GUYS!

                    Nice looking couple right?

And all the parents on the show (except Richa's mom) ... are all so cool, love to party, and are really funny.

NOW FOR THE DIRT ...

Richa and Vishal

These two have been dating for a long time and are engaged.  However, the engagement is in limbo because Richa's mother can't stand Vishal.  Richa's mother is a real nightmare and I actually feel sorry for Vishal.  But he seriously has to get a backbone and tell this bitch what time it is.  However, in this culture where your elders are seriously respected, this is a real NO-NO.  

Now Richa is hesitant to marry Vishal because she feels he needs to grow a pair of balls and be a man.  My take:  Richa is a future ball-buster and I'd run like hell.  They say if you want to know what your wife will be like in 20 years, look at her mother.  Vishal ... run.  

MEANWHILE OVER ON THE SHAHS OF SUNSET ...

Mike Shouhed still can't keep his dool in his pants.

MJ and GG have two of the cutest babies I've EVER SEEN!

GG ...

I gotta say, when GG seriously talked about getting pregnant I thought to myself "GURL ... no more smoking weed, drinking alcohol like a fish, getting into fistfights, etc."  Well, NOW I am amazed at how having this little boy has mellowed her out!!  Like she's a really good mom and shock of shocks, she is now the voice of reason on the show!  WHO KNEW?  

THAT'S MY REALITY SHOW RECAP FOR THE WEEK!  TUNE IN NEXT WEEK Y'ALL!

SMOOCHES!