Wednesday, November 25, 2020

People who whine when they don't get awards ....

 

                                 The Weekend

FIRST, "The Weekend" ... stupidest name ever.  Anywho, boyfriend was pissed off because he did not receive a single Grammy nomination.  BOO-FUCKIN-HOO.  What an imperial little prick.  Maybe you didn't deserve a Grammy nomination this year pal.  Did you ever think of that?

NO.  Soon after learning he'd been passed over, the man born as Abel Tesfaye voiced his frustration on Twitter.

"The Grammys remain corrupt. You owe me, my fans and the industry transparency..." he tweeted Tuesday afternoon.

Remind you of anyone? 
  

What the hell would this freaking crybaby do in the REAL WORLD?  JEEZ!  I never went to the prom and you don't see me crying!  Someone needs to be bitch slapped.  

NEXT

Now for your enjoyment at home, a "Danny-ism" ...

So, I get into bed.  Danny is already snoring.  Then, out of nowhere, the LOUDEST, LONGEST FART I've ever heard!

Me:        DAN!!!!  JEEZ!!!  Gimme a warning or something!!  UGH!!

Danny:   I'm releasing the Covid.


NEXT

So y'all know that Dan snores like a freight train and I never, ever, EVER get a good night's sleep.  In fact, slept in the guest room last night because if I didn't I might have shoved a sock in his mouth.  So, I just saw this ad ... and for a moment, a brief shining moment, I felt that my sleepless nights would now be over!  Until I clicked on the ad ...
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YEAH.  Like I'm going to pay ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE FREAKING DOLLARS for ear plugs!  AND THAT'S THE SALE PRICE!  Assholes.  Getting my hopes all up for nothing.  



And, last but not least, Megan had a miscarriage.  I don't mean to come off insensitive or anything, but you know what I think?  I think Megan must have a gold box in order to get Prince Harry to renounce his entire life and live with her in California.  I mean, this is some serious breaking from tradition.  Like hundreds and hundreds of years of tradition.  Oh, and by the way, I had a miscarriage too.  


With that said, I hope all you peeps have a very happy Thanksgiving.  Wear your mask if you're out and about and stay safe!  


2 comments:

  1. First off, you spelled the why ass's name wrong ...there's no third 'e'. It's "The Weeknd"
    And yeah, while I like some of his music that was a total _____ move.

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  2. christ, we have become a nation of whiny crybaby poopy diaper bitches! I am fucking sick and tired of selfish pricks!

    spouse and I sleep in separate bedrooms and have for many years. otherwise I never get any sleep.

    have a quiet safe day, whatever you choose to do!

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